Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
| Lemons & Gods, and me. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 17 2010, 03:29 PM (309 Views) | |
| Ian889 | Sep 17 2010, 03:29 PM Post #1 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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If god gives you lemons find a new god. If I give you lemons throw them back at me. If life gives you lemons you probably live under a lemon tree, or have a magical lemon delivery man. |
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| Fluff | Sep 17 2010, 03:32 PM Post #2 |
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The Temple Asshole
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I was expecting "if life gives you lemons, get a [new] life." |
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| Seoulbowz | Sep 17 2010, 03:32 PM Post #3 |
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Supergeil
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But, if life gives you oranges, that's another problem altogether. |
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Sep 17 2010, 03:38 PM Post #4 |
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Awoo!
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But Ian, if life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. |
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| UltaFlame | Sep 17 2010, 03:56 PM Post #5 |
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Thanks Poui.
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There are no Lemons that include a proper Orange. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Sep 17 2010, 04:26 PM Post #6 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Well of course. The two are kind of mutually exclusive. |
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| UltaFlame | Sep 17 2010, 04:27 PM Post #7 |
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Thanks Poui.
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Deliciously exclusive. |
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| Ian889 | Sep 17 2010, 04:38 PM Post #8 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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Truth. |
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| Peakay | Sep 17 2010, 04:42 PM Post #9 |
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me IRL
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'Sup. |
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| Sodate | Sep 17 2010, 04:51 PM Post #10 |
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DO WHAT YOU WANT!
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If life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila |
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| Fluff | Sep 17 2010, 05:23 PM Post #11 |
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The Temple Asshole
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GOOD MAN SODATE |
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| Ian889 | Sep 17 2010, 09:45 PM Post #12 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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if you have a salt and tequila tree that's awesome. |
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| Kiki | Sep 17 2010, 10:21 PM Post #13 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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Well the neighbors have a magical lemon delivery man bring citrus fruit to them every week but we don't. |
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| Poui | Sep 17 2010, 10:30 PM Post #14 |
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I don't have lemons, but I do have limes! Courtesy a tree. It's running out though. D: |
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| UltaFlame | Sep 19 2010, 08:39 PM Post #15 |
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Thanks Poui.
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punch it in the snout to establish more limes. |
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