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Lemons & Gods, and me.
Topic Started: Sep 17 2010, 03:29 PM (309 Views)
Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

If god gives you lemons find a new god. If I give you lemons throw them back at me. If life gives you lemons you probably live under a lemon tree, or have a magical lemon delivery man.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

I was expecting "if life gives you lemons, get a [new] life."
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

But, if life gives you oranges, that's another problem altogether.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

But Ian, if life gives you lemons...

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

There are no Lemons that include a proper Orange.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

UltaFlame
Sep 17 2010, 03:56 PM
There are no Lemons that include a proper Orange.
Well of course. The two are kind of mutually exclusive.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Deliciously exclusive.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

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But, if life gives you oranges, that's another problem altogether.


Truth.

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Peakay
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me IRL

'Sup.
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Sodate
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DO WHAT YOU WANT!
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If life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

GOOD MAN SODATE
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

if you have a salt and tequila tree that's awesome.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Well the neighbors have a magical lemon delivery man bring citrus fruit to them every week but we don't.
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Poui
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I don't have lemons, but I do have limes! Courtesy a tree. It's running out though. D:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

punch it in the snout to establish more limes.
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