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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

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You become a Kradenette.

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Mima	Jun 14 2011, 04:28 AM Post #1861
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	why are there problems with the updates???? gosh like half the homestuck readers I talk to have some problem with it I don't get it I personally think it's gr8????????



Moose	Jun 14 2011, 04:39 AM Post #1862
Spirit Posts: 3,846 Group: Clanless Member #463 Joined: March 27, 2009 Country: #225# True Name: Sacra Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q	DONT YOU HAVE A HEART?



Wally Caine	Jun 14 2011, 09:42 AM Post #1863
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	I have a feeling twofold, at least, with both the Mobius Double Reacharound Shipping Tease Combo, combined with the fact that we're reasonably certain that Vriska is permadead, meaning that some people that hated her because they felt she would never try to redeem herself get to go from "Yay, the bitch is dead!" to "...Huh, I guess she was trying that for the right reasons anyways." very quickly. Plus, anybody who ships Vriska/John, it's kinda like rubbing salt in the wound.



The Grim Lich	Jun 14 2011, 12:06 PM Post #1864
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Wally, why must you be able to articulate my thoughts so clearly?



Lemubaby	Jun 14 2011, 03:35 PM Post #1865
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I like the update just because it's making the story so much deeper and ooh ooh I want more story THIS IS SO GOOD Also, good ol' Doc Scratch, making sure it stays PG for the kiddies



Mima	Jun 14 2011, 03:51 PM Post #1866
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Lemubaby Jun 14 2011, 03:35 PM I like the update just because it's making the story so much deeper and ooh ooh I want more story THIS IS SO GOOD Also, good ol' Doc Scratch, making sure it stays PG for the kiddies or just not wanting to watch Slick mack on his ectobiological mom????



Wally Caine	Jun 14 2011, 04:08 PM Post #1867
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	Is Snowman his ectobiological mom? I thought it was just Cal and a cueball, honestly.



Lemubaby	Jun 14 2011, 04:41 PM Post #1868
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Snowman is the one who combined them



Lachesis	Jun 14 2011, 04:44 PM Post #1869
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	I actually misread that as meaning Slick's ectobiological mother, which puts a new perspective on their relationship.



Lemubaby	Jun 14 2011, 04:54 PM Post #1870
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Lachesis Jun 14 2011, 04:44 PM I actually misread that as meaning Slick's ectobiological mother, which puts a new perspective on their relationship. this



The Grim Lich	Jun 14 2011, 11:12 PM Post #1871
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Lemubaby Jun 14 2011, 04:54 PM Lachesis Jun 14 2011, 04:44 PM I actually misread that as meaning Slick's ectobiological mother, which puts a new perspective on their relationship. this An awesome new perspective.



b l o n d e b o n d	Jun 14 2011, 11:52 PM Post #1872
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	Just realized there was a subplot going on in the banner above. O_O HATESNOG



The Grim Lich	Jun 15 2011, 08:36 PM Post #1873
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...So. Does... this mean Vriska is permadead? Or does it mean she can't ever be permadead?



Wally Caine	Jun 15 2011, 09:46 PM Post #1874
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	I'm pretty sure she's dead dead. Or at least has been shunted off to the dream bubbles, with the rest of the dead cast. The interesting thing to me, at least, is that the clock started to imply that she might have had the same fate as John, had Slick not been a bitch with a clock destroying fetish. But since it landed on Just, Just it is.



The Grim Lich	Jun 16 2011, 12:34 AM Post #1875
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	No, the clock was about to stop on Just. It had begun ringing on the Just side.



UltaFlame	Jun 16 2011, 02:41 PM Post #1876
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Bec Noir in the background, Jade and Dave in trouble.



Lemubaby	Jun 16 2011, 03:09 PM Post #1877
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6



Mima	Jun 18 2011, 08:59 AM Post #1878
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	oh gosh what a GREAT bunch of updates



Lachesis	Jun 18 2011, 09:28 AM Post #1879
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Hey guys it looks like there's actually serious stuff going on here. Plot development that could really keep pushing the story forward. WHO WANTS SOME CAN TOWN



ZephiraZ	Jun 18 2011, 02:08 PM Post #1880
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? Posts: 3,853 Group: Sol Clan Member #732 Joined: December 4, 2010 Gender: Purple Country: #226#	Holy butts did Karkat just kill Gamzee? Also the ennd of ~~Terezi: Read Note has the first few notes of the Chrono Trigger them.~~

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