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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Lemubaby	Apr 19 2011, 05:32 PM Post #1721
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	What



Tange9t	Apr 19 2011, 08:09 PM Post #1722
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	Basically, that image is of the trolls as Yukkuri. Yukkuri are a touhou meme, which are known for saying "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!", which is how they got their name. This translates roughly to "Take it easy!" In one of the touhou manga (Silent Sinner in Blue, I believe) this was referenced at the start of one of the chapters with the line "The rocket has been destroyed!! This is no time to be taking it easy!"



Wally Caine	Apr 19 2011, 08:30 PM Post #1723
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	...Tan, how is it that your explanation makes sense, and yet still confuses me. Mostly for the fact that the meme exists.



Tange9t	Apr 19 2011, 08:51 PM Post #1724
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yukkuri Read. Read it all.



Wally Caine	Apr 19 2011, 09:20 PM Post #1725
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	reads section labeled "Reproduction" Wat. Wat. What?



Poui	Apr 20 2011, 01:33 AM Post #1726
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	oh what in the hell (this was originally gonna be my response to the latest update, but now it is my response to that yukkuri article)



Tange9t	Apr 20 2011, 01:36 AM Post #1727
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	I blame fate. For both Yukkuri and the update. Seriously, that lagged my comp to hell. Damn you Hussmeister.



The Grim Lich	Apr 20 2011, 01:36 AM Post #1728
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Poui Apr 20 2011, 01:33 AM oh what in the hell (this was originally gonna be my response to the latest update, but now it is my response to that yukkuri article) It's my response to both.



Lemubaby	Apr 20 2011, 02:21 PM Post #1729
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Alice-types are prolific rapists The second method of sexual reproduction has the mother inflating to many times its original size. This process takes a large amount of resources and time. When the mother is ready, it will burst, spitting out dozens of koyukkuris at once and returning the mother to its original size. This method is also not without risks. If the mother is allowed to grow too large, the birthing process will kill it. Ran-types are good at mathematics, for Yukkuri, and can successfully count up to approximately two hundred and fifty. However, when counting, they will say "Ra-n, ra-n, ra-n" instead of numbers, and will inevitably announce that the answer is "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" Yukkachens and Yukarins seem to be able to understand this, but when asked what the answer is, the Yukkachen will say that it doesn't get it, and the Yukarin will say that the calculations indicate that "Yukarin is 17 years old! Yukarin is 17 years old!"



Tange9t	Apr 21 2011, 09:40 PM Post #1730
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	The Touhou fandom is a glorious thing.



Wally Caine	Apr 22 2011, 06:21 AM Post #1731
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	TheyAreNext The Touhou fandom is a ~~glorious~~ terrifying thing.



Poui	Apr 22 2011, 07:19 AM Post #1732
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Wallycaine Apr 22 2011, 06:21 AM TheyAreNext The Homestuck fandom is a ~~glorious~~ ~~terrifying~~ thing.



ZephiraZ	Apr 22 2011, 09:58 AM Post #1733
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? Posts: 3,853 Group: Sol Clan Member #732 Joined: December 4, 2010 Gender: Purple Country: #226#	Guess who was in line behind me yesterday to get her Sakuracon ticket. Go ahead, guess!



Lemubaby	Apr 22 2011, 07:13 PM Post #1734
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Poui Apr 22 2011, 07:19 AM Wallycaine Apr 22 2011, 06:21 AM TheyAreNext Fandoms are a terrifying thing.



Tange9t	Apr 22 2011, 11:51 PM Post #1735
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	Lemubaby Apr 22 2011, 07:13 PM Poui Apr 22 2011, 07:19 AM Wallycaine Apr 22 2011, 06:21 AM TheyAreNext The Touhou fandom is a glorious thing. Stop misquoting me darn you all you heathens ffffffffskdujbcsjdfbjhbxc



The Grim Lich	Apr 23 2011, 12:03 PM Post #1736
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Lemubaby Apr 22 2011, 07:13 PM Poui Apr 22 2011, 07:19 AM Wallycaine Apr 22 2011, 06:21 AM TheyAreNext Fandoms are a thign.



Lemubaby	Apr 23 2011, 12:11 PM Post #1737
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Kamen Rider Grim Apr 23 2011, 12:03 PM Lemubaby Apr 22 2011, 07:13 PM Poui Apr 22 2011, 07:19 AM Wallycaine Apr 22 2011, 06:21 AM TheyAreNext Let's stop



Wally Caine	Apr 23 2011, 12:23 PM Post #1738
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	Lemubaby Apr 23 2011, 12:11 PM Kamen Rider Grim Apr 23 2011, 12:03 PM Lemubaby Apr 22 2011, 07:13 PM Poui Apr 22 2011, 07:19 AM Wallycaine Apr 22 2011, 06:21 AM TheyAreNext Let's never ever stop



b l o n d e b o n d	Apr 23 2011, 12:34 PM Post #1739
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	This is silly.



Mima	Apr 23 2011, 12:40 PM Post #1740
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Rory Pond Apr 23 2011, 12:23 PM Lemubaby Apr 23 2011, 12:11 PM Kamen Rider Grim Apr 23 2011, 12:03 PM Lemubaby Apr 22 2011, 07:13 PM Poui Apr 22 2011, 07:19 AM Wallycaine Apr 22 2011, 06:21 AM TheyAreNext I hate all of you

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