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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Tange9t	Mar 3 2011, 05:34 AM Post #1521
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	http://www.formspring.me/mspadventures/q/167574402446157321 IT IS SO OBVIOUS NOW. YOU ARE NOW MENTALLY DOUBLE-FACEPALMING.



Mima	Mar 3 2011, 06:59 AM Post #1522
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com



Lemubaby	Mar 3 2011, 08:29 AM Post #1523
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	TheyAreNext Mar 3 2011, 05:34 AM http://www.formspring.me/mspadventures/q/167574402446157321 IT IS SO OBVIOUS NOW. YOU ARE NOW MENTALLY DOUBLE-FACEPALMING. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



The Grim Lich	Mar 3 2011, 12:41 PM Post #1524
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Lil' Cal is a Dad. That is scary.



The Phantom Squee	Mar 3 2011, 02:28 PM Post #1525
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I had a joke theory a while back that the "scratch" part of Caledscratch was significant somehow. I didn't think it would actually happen though. O_o



Lemubaby	Mar 4 2011, 08:01 AM Post #1526
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Spoiler: click to toggle And then Slick was awesome again



Tange9t	Mar 4 2011, 08:15 AM Post #1527
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	Dammit... All I can think of... Is the scout... From TF2... Why... Did it have to be... Bonk...



DJ Octavio	Mar 4 2011, 01:07 PM Post #1528
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	Not so tough are you now big guy? BONK



ajbcool	Mar 5 2011, 08:49 AM Post #1529
Seer of Time Posts: 1,514 Group: Sol Clan Member #35 Joined: November 1, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #226#	updates....slow.... Flash must be coming. Must be.



Lemubaby	Mar 5 2011, 11:26 AM Post #1530
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I'm starting to love Doc Scratch more and more. XD



Lemubaby	Mar 5 2011, 11:26 AM Post #1531
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	TheyAreNext Mar 4 2011, 08:15 AM Dammit... All I can think of... Is the scout... From TF2... Why... Did it have to be... Bonk... GRASS GROWS BIRDS SING SUN SHINES AND BROTHER, I HURT PEOPLE I'M A FORCE OF NATURE



Lemubaby	Mar 8 2011, 08:18 AM Post #1532
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6



Tange9t	Mar 8 2011, 08:51 AM Post #1533
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	And then scratch was a pedo.



Peakay	Mar 8 2011, 09:20 AM Post #1534
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	That was hilarious.



ZephiraZ	Mar 8 2011, 01:18 PM Post #1535
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? Posts: 3,853 Group: Sol Clan Member #732 Joined: December 4, 2010 Gender: Purple Country: #226#	The suspenders make it so much worse. But if he's Doc Scratch and they're talking about the Scratch then they're still just talking about him.. so confuse.



UltaFlame	Mar 8 2011, 03:13 PM Post #1536
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	The scratch is the reality break thing that Jack used to reach Alternia



Calibrations	Mar 8 2011, 06:49 PM Post #1537
cock ninja Posts: 10,441 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #240 Joined: August 18, 2007 Gender: ALL OF THEM Blog: BROKEN SHADOW SMOKE MIRRORS Country: #229# True Name: infinitemoose	Shinx Mar 4 2011, 08:15 AM Dammit... All I can think of... Is the scout... From TF2... Why... Did it have to be... Bonk... that's all it meant to me since he started honking all the time



The Grim Lich	Mar 8 2011, 07:52 PM Post #1538
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	honk. HONK. honk. HONK. honk. HONK. honk. HONK. honk. HONK. EDIT: My word, that was revelatory.



Lemubaby	Mar 10 2011, 12:52 PM Post #1539
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	THREAD Y U SO INACTIVE? U mad, Karkles?



DJ Octavio	Mar 10 2011, 12:57 PM Post #1540
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	Because Hussie is being boring.

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