Homestuck

Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Lemubaby	Feb 21 2011, 05:43 PM Post #1461
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Updoot. John may or may not be in trouble...?



The Grim Lich	Feb 21 2011, 06:11 PM Post #1462
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	He's not in trouble yet! And given that we've seen him in Breath God Mode on LOHAC, it's easy to conjecture that he won't be in trouble until the Scratch.



Lemubaby	Feb 21 2011, 06:16 PM Post #1463
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Plus, Jack's all confused, since he smells him from every direction.



The Grim Lich	Feb 21 2011, 06:22 PM Post #1464
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	ENTIRE INCIPISPHERE IS JOHNS



Lemubaby	Feb 21 2011, 08:18 PM Post #1465
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	B'awwwwwwwwwwww Jack has a soft spot from Bec's mentality. Also, BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!



Mima	Feb 21 2011, 08:46 PM Post #1466
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	good villain worst friend



Necare	Feb 21 2011, 09:13 PM Post #1467
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Oh snap.



Mima	Feb 22 2011, 09:51 AM Post #1468
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	DEUCE :333333333



Lemubaby	Feb 22 2011, 10:46 AM Post #1469
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	CD why are you so cute even when you're being ordered to- OH MY GOG HE HASS THE BUNNY



The Phantom Squee	Feb 22 2011, 01:34 PM Post #1470
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Droog you are the best agent.



Poui	Feb 22 2011, 05:57 PM Post #1471
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	That was a nice chunk of updates to catch up to. We finally find Liv Tyler! Also d'awww at Noir's Bec-thoughts haha Also Gary Oak http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8271977&t=7234926 http://lemu-san.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d3a19c7 GAH WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS GIVE DA LINKS LIKE THIS why does dA make their links like this in the first place =.= Click on the title of the deviation. There's your proper link. Paste that instead of making people load two pages at once and sometimes loading the comments twice and all that nonsense sehvbfdjg



UltaFlame	Feb 22 2011, 09:45 PM Post #1472
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	new update, yup yup.



Lemubaby	Feb 22 2011, 10:19 PM Post #1473
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	LOL JACK OH U



The Grim Lich	Feb 23 2011, 12:31 AM Post #1474
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	yay aradia~



Lemubaby	Feb 23 2011, 09:31 AM Post #1475
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I love the colors on the last panel.



Peakay	Feb 24 2011, 03:48 PM Post #1476
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	So that's where she got the laptop from.



Lemubaby	Feb 24 2011, 04:10 PM Post #1477
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Also one of the panels mirror's Jade's after she wakes up and finds John messing up her house. And I lol'd at her face when she first found Cal.



The Phantom Squee	Feb 24 2011, 05:53 PM Post #1478
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Well, this ruins my theory that the Bro we saw die was actually a life-sized puppet and the real Bro had sewn himself inside Cal.



UltaFlame	Feb 24 2011, 07:57 PM Post #1479
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	update.



The Grim Lich	Feb 24 2011, 09:38 PM Post #1480
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	WHY DOES ARADIA KEEP MAKING ME LOVE HER MORE? D:

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