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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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The Phantom Squee	Feb 17 2011, 09:16 PM Post #1421
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	IIRC Andrew kinda confirmed that the trolls are exactly like humans but with with horns, fangs, and grey skin.



Mima	Feb 17 2011, 09:45 PM Post #1422
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	because humans mature from grubs



The Grim Lich	Feb 17 2011, 09:51 PM Post #1423
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	aw man but that totally ruins mah fantheory about troll biolergy. D:



Poui	Feb 17 2011, 09:56 PM Post #1424
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	What's the theory?



The Grim Lich	Feb 18 2011, 01:32 AM Post #1425
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	That trolls actually have two sets of... um... reproductive organs and such, which requires something sharp to pierce. It's about all I can think of that would involve a bucket. Yeah, it's difficult to know for sure. Also: Oh, shit.



DJ Octavio	Feb 18 2011, 02:17 AM Post #1426
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	It's time for Kanaya to get her revenge on the little prick. May he burn in troll hell.



Necare	Feb 18 2011, 02:23 AM Post #1427
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	YES KANAYA, AVENGE YOURSELF AND FEFERI UPON THAT BASTARD ERIDAN.



Poui	Feb 18 2011, 04:35 AM Post #1428
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	well damn



UltaFlame	Feb 18 2011, 07:00 AM Post #1429
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Feferi ;__; FEFERIIIIIIIIIII ;___; But Kanaya YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Vriska got punched to keep her out of it.



The Sin Thesis	Feb 18 2011, 10:39 AM Post #1430
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	Uhh, who's to say she's just not [radio edit]ING CRAZY and going to kill everyone now?



Tange9t	Feb 18 2011, 11:05 AM Post #1431
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	And then 3 characters get so much ridiculous build-up just to all be insta-pwned by someone suspected to be dead. Glorious. Also I refuse to believe Nepeta is dead until I see a body :<



The Phantom Squee	Feb 18 2011, 11:45 AM Post #1432
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Mima Feb 17 2011, 09:45 PM because humans mature from grubs I mean at the age they are now. Their anatomy once they get past the grub stage is the same as human anatomy.



The Grim Lich	Feb 18 2011, 12:22 PM Post #1433
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	The CBox Ninja Feb 18 2011, 10:39 AM Uhh, who's to say she's just not [radio edit]ING CRAZY and going to kill everyone now? I doubt that's the case. Gamzee was interfering with her revenge on Vriska and Eridan, so he only got punted off a cliff. Vriska broke her heart and betrayed her by lying about what her dress was for, so she got a broken jaw in return for the broken heart. Eridan killed her, so since she's mostly pissed off about that, he gets bisected. She's probably going to find Karkat and kiss him now for returning her to this weird pseudo-living state.



ajbcool	Feb 18 2011, 12:49 PM Post #1434
Seer of Time Posts: 1,514 Group: Sol Clan Member #35 Joined: November 1, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #226#	Rundown! * 4 confirmed dead trolls * 1 Rainbow Drinker * 1 Schrodinger's Cat (most likely dead) * 1 MIA troll * 2 killers * 2 blind trolls * Karkat



UltaFlame	Feb 18 2011, 12:58 PM Post #1435
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	...13 trolls?



ajbcool	Feb 18 2011, 01:06 PM Post #1436
Seer of Time Posts: 1,514 Group: Sol Clan Member #35 Joined: November 1, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #226#	No, that's 12. 4+1+1+1+2+2+Karkat. Equals 12.



UltaFlame	Feb 18 2011, 01:17 PM Post #1437
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	4+1 = 5+1 = 6+1 = 7+2 = 9+2 = 11+1 = 12. Yup, math checks out. Funny mind of mine.



The Grim Lich	Feb 18 2011, 05:46 PM Post #1438
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	See, I want Kanaya to drink his blood. All the blood. ALL OF IT.



Lemubaby	Feb 18 2011, 08:14 PM Post #1439
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	OH SHIT WHAT IF BITE=MORE RAINBOW DRINKERS Oh shit Terezi oh shit... ...she's already got a thing for Karkat's blood. This can't end well. ;-;



b l o n d e b o n d	Feb 18 2011, 11:19 PM Post #1440
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond

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