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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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ajbcool	Feb 16 2011, 04:36 PM Post #1401
Seer of Time Posts: 1,514 Group: Sol Clan Member #35 Joined: November 1, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #226#	they draw much inspiration from teh animes it isn't funny



Lemubaby	Feb 16 2011, 05:19 PM Post #1402
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	SkepticArcher has been active on DeviantArt as well.



Mima	Feb 17 2011, 06:51 AM Post #1403
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com



The Grim Lich	Feb 17 2011, 11:40 AM Post #1404
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Yeah, that's an accurate descriptor of the current situation, but I'm not sure Gamzee will let it stay that way. EDIT: holy [radio edit] rainbow drinkers are glowy.



Mima	Feb 17 2011, 04:42 PM Post #1405
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	I wish I could emasculate people so hard they flew off cliffs



Peakay	Feb 17 2011, 04:48 PM Post #1406
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk.



The Phantom Squee	Feb 17 2011, 06:03 PM Post #1407
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	ajbcool Feb 16 2011, 04:36 PM they draw much inspiration from teh animes it isn't funny Which is kind of funny considering the only anime Andrew is familiar with is Disku Worodu. Also, update is sublime.



Necare	Feb 17 2011, 06:09 PM Post #1408
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Yesssssss,



Karasu	Feb 17 2011, 06:44 PM Post #1409
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	0_0 jaw hits floor holy crap kanya!



Poui	Feb 17 2011, 06:47 PM Post #1410
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Vriska's face is perfect.



Peakay	Feb 17 2011, 06:49 PM Post #1411
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Those "what" faces never get old.



Lemubaby	Feb 17 2011, 07:37 PM Post #1412
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Kanaya, get in my pants RIGHT NOW Edit: Also, more evidence that trolls are physically... similar to us. If you know what I mean.



Necare	Feb 17 2011, 07:48 PM Post #1413
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	I thought all the talk of bone bulges and seed-flaps had made that clear, but yes.



Mima	Feb 17 2011, 07:51 PM Post #1414
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	I think she's talking about toes you sick [radio edit]



Necare	Feb 17 2011, 08:02 PM Post #1415
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	No she's not, she's Lemu. And it looks like they only have four toes.



Poui	Feb 17 2011, 08:04 PM Post #1416
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	They also have four fingers sometimes. So do the kids. So that doesn't say much.



Necare	Feb 17 2011, 08:13 PM Post #1417
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Logic does not apply to Lunarians, Kakio. Or Homestuck.



Lemubaby	Feb 17 2011, 08:18 PM Post #1418
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	...and then they porked.



Mima	Feb 17 2011, 08:43 PM Post #1419
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Samuel L. Jackson Feb 17 2011, 08:02 PM No she's not, she's Lemu. And it looks like they only have four toes. you thought I was serious oh my god pls



Necare	Feb 17 2011, 08:53 PM Post #1420
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	I was playing along for the sake of humor ugh.

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