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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Peakay	Sep 28 2010, 11:15 PM Post #121
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	I kind of agree with you, and I'm starting to think Lord English might be a combination of Bro and Bec. For some reason.



The Phantom Squee	Sep 28 2010, 11:34 PM Post #122
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	More likely Doc Scratch and Bec, I think. Omniscient + omnipotent and all that.



The Grim Lich	Sep 28 2010, 11:45 PM Post #123
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Oh god. No, I know what Lord English is. It's Becspers Noirlecrow. It's not Bec and Bro. For some ineffable reason Jade's sprite gets prototyped with Bec.



Poui	Sep 29 2010, 03:24 AM Post #124
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Rose is the coolest.



Necare	Sep 29 2010, 03:28 AM Post #125
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Holy crap Rose what did you do. (Also that Terezi cosplay is awesome.)



The Grim Lich	Sep 29 2010, 07:11 PM Post #126
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	I swear to god that looks like it could be a denizen palace. D:



Mima	Sep 29 2010, 08:35 PM Post #127
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Prince Kris Sep 28 2010, 11:15 PM I kind of agree with you, and I'm starting to think Lord English might be a combination of Bro and Bec. For some reason. I agree with this :U on the subject of Bec I enjoy Bec GOOD DOG BEST FRIEND



The Grim Lich	Sep 29 2010, 11:25 PM Post #128
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Oh dear lawl. The meter swings in Rose's favor because of the bucket XD



Lemubaby	Sep 30 2010, 10:26 AM Post #129
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Lol'd SO HARD Spoiler: click to toggle Totally not porn, nothing to see here move along



Necare	Sep 30 2010, 11:18 AM Post #130
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	That was AWESOME.



The Phantom Squee	Sep 30 2010, 11:36 AM Post #131
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Excellent update is most excellent.



Jackal	Sep 30 2010, 11:41 AM Post #132
Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere Posts: 8,106 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #201 Joined: June 11, 2007 Gender: Male Blog: The Pharaoh's Tomb Country: #226# True Name: Jackal	Indeed.



UltaFlame	Sep 30 2010, 04:06 PM Post #133
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Okay, this update was hilarious. This is the best update. Edited by UltaFlame, Oct 1 2010, 05:49 AM.



The Phantom Squee	Oct 1 2010, 11:11 AM Post #134
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Eh, this one was kind of "meh" to me. It was cool seeing the gate get blown up again, though.



Calibrations	Oct 1 2010, 05:47 PM Post #135
cock ninja Posts: 10,441 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #240 Joined: August 18, 2007 Gender: ALL OF THEM Blog: BROKEN SHADOW SMOKE MIRRORS Country: #229# True Name: infinitemoose	Poui Sep 25 2010, 03:35 AM Also are there any hidden pages like the pony one besides, well... the pony one? http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=ryanquest&p=000001



Peakay	Oct 1 2010, 05:54 PM Post #136
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	I liked Kanaya's "what" reaction.



The Phantom Squee	Oct 1 2010, 06:02 PM Post #137
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Prince Kris Oct 1 2010, 05:54 PM I liked Kanaya's "what" reaction. Yeah, that was grade-A reaction image material right there.



SeaMonkeyFarmer	Oct 1 2010, 06:10 PM Post #138
Wifey Posts: 7,422 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #336 Joined: June 2, 2008 Gender: Female Country: United Kingdom	I agree with the above.



b l o n d e b o n d	Oct 1 2010, 06:33 PM Post #139
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	Act ThreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE~ finally, damn



Poui	Oct 1 2010, 08:00 PM Post #140
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Zecre Oct 1 2010, 05:47 PM Poui Sep 25 2010, 03:35 AM Also are there any hidden pages like the pony one besides, well... the pony one? http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=ryanquest&p=000001 That only showed up today. 8\| lol, shenanigans.

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