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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Mima	Feb 13 2011, 09:11 PM Post #1361
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	The CBox Ninja Feb 12 2011, 11:32 PM God, you keep blaming things on Andrew's sucky storytelling and backtracking when it turns out that you couldn't read. Please stop. I love you let's hug it out in other news JACQUEREL I SWEAR TO GOD



Poui	Feb 14 2011, 12:58 AM Post #1362
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	asdijtrbhioaseuhtbuidkfgbsebnkjdg jack, why



The Grim Lich	Feb 14 2011, 01:20 AM Post #1363
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	D= no, don't doom the 'rents... not before they do the horizontal tango D:



Poui	Feb 14 2011, 01:54 AM Post #1364
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	I... oh god. you do realize, if those two get killed in the next update, it'll be on Valentine's Day D8



The Grim Lich	Feb 14 2011, 02:23 AM Post #1365
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	It would, admittedly, be a hussite update.



Karasu	Feb 14 2011, 02:47 AM Post #1366
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	JACQUEREL.......go for it man, we all know you're going to. More of an excuse for john to wind drill him into little bits, or have an awesome tornado fight scene with cyber bunny and jack inside the tornado.



The Grim Lich	Feb 14 2011, 02:50 AM Post #1367
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	And instead of Bec Noir doing all that, we get a somewhat sappy update from Mindfang's sex diary.



Necare	Feb 14 2011, 02:56 AM Post #1368
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	What is this I don't even.



The Grim Lich	Feb 14 2011, 02:58 AM Post #1369
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	dude itss torll ponrogapya



Poui	Feb 14 2011, 03:18 AM Post #1370
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	what am I even reading



The Grim Lich	Feb 14 2011, 03:21 AM Post #1371
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	trol porbn EDIT: Seriously. I think that at least part of this diary is graphic sexual detail. Which is hilarious.



ajbcool	Feb 14 2011, 09:36 AM Post #1372
Seer of Time Posts: 1,514 Group: Sol Clan Member #35 Joined: November 1, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #226#	It's Mindfang letting one of one of Dualscar's-I mean, Mindfang's-slaves have the pleasure of opening up her petticoat for some red dalliances. And when I say let her have the pleasure I mean take her will, but only some of it. Gosh.....DANG. This is what Vriska was trying to emulate!



The Grim Lich	Feb 14 2011, 10:59 AM Post #1373
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	And there's a hint that Mindfang would have killed Dualscar if he felt red toward her. That... is pretty crazy.



Mima	Feb 14 2011, 04:14 PM Post #1374
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	in related news,



Poui	Feb 14 2011, 04:59 PM Post #1375
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	yesssss someone did it I was hoping they would



Poui	Feb 15 2011, 12:08 AM Post #1376
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	ALRIGHT PEOPLE STEP RIGHT UP IT IS TIME TO PLACE. YOUR. BETS. BATTLE OF THE CENTURY VRISKA VS. ERIDAN WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS? (ohgodohmanohgodohmanohgodohman) (honestly though I don't see this ending without an intervention)



The Grim Lich	Feb 15 2011, 12:27 AM Post #1377
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	VRISKA VRISKA VRISKA That or... NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! DXB



Necare	Feb 15 2011, 12:43 AM Post #1378
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Either Vriska will win or someone interferes, yeah.



The Sin Thesis	Feb 15 2011, 01:29 AM Post #1379
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	You forget that luck means nothing in SCIENCE.



The Grim Lich	Feb 15 2011, 01:47 AM Post #1380
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Yeah, but Dualscar is no fricking match for Mindfang, no matter what the cocksure Orphaner believes.

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