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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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b l o n d e b o n d	Feb 10 2011, 09:20 PM Post #1321
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	You know it



The Grim Lich	Feb 10 2011, 09:34 PM Post #1322
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	I have two words for you. Car. Cat.



Karasu	Feb 10 2011, 10:43 PM Post #1323
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	Beep! Beep! Meow!



Tange9t	Feb 10 2011, 11:41 PM Post #1324
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	Karasu Feb 10 2011, 10:43 PM Beep! Beep! Meow! CHOO CHOO! All aboard the Car Cat express! Yes I know cars don't drive on train tracks. Shut up.



Necare	Feb 11 2011, 06:48 PM Post #1325
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	And then Aradia was time.



UltaFlame	Feb 11 2011, 07:01 PM Post #1326
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Aradia... oh lawl I laughed.



The Phantom Squee	Feb 11 2011, 11:21 PM Post #1327
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	NO TYPING QUIRK EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE



The Grim Lich	Feb 12 2011, 02:25 AM Post #1328
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Trolls can change their typing quirk. Aradia just changed hers to "No uppercase letters".



The Phantom Squee	Feb 12 2011, 12:57 PM Post #1329
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I KNOW BUT THAT'S NOT A REAL TYPING QUIRK AS;DLFIAJG;LAKSDHF;ALSIDJF



The Grim Lich	Feb 12 2011, 01:09 PM Post #1330
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.



Lemubaby	Feb 12 2011, 01:46 PM Post #1331
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Happy updates for a change!



The Phantom Squee	Feb 12 2011, 01:50 PM Post #1332
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Living Aradia is the best Aradia.



ajbcool	Feb 12 2011, 04:11 PM Post #1333
Seer of Time Posts: 1,514 Group: Sol Clan Member #35 Joined: November 1, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #226#	The 12 extra wigglers were Troll Guardians, and apparently not related to the Lusii. Think about it. Mutations would have had to be introduced to the combined Lusii in order to produce Trolls. I doubt that was part of Karkat's process.



The Phantom Squee	Feb 12 2011, 05:02 PM Post #1334
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Lusii are the trolls' equivalent of Guardians, did you mean Ancestors? But yeah, I think we all figured that once Vriska mentioned the Ancestors.



ajbcool	Feb 12 2011, 05:43 PM Post #1335
Seer of Time Posts: 1,514 Group: Sol Clan Member #35 Joined: November 1, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #226#	In my mind, Ancestores = Guardians, and Lusii = guardians. Guardians with a captial G are game constructs, while lowercase g are just like custodians. Nanna = Guardian, Dad = guardian. Though, being the son of a Guardian, he might be one himself.



The Phantom Squee	Feb 12 2011, 05:50 PM Post #1336
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Ah, okay. Yeah, I see what you mean. I wasn't sure whether Nanna and Hass were considered the official Guardians of John and Jade, which is probably what confused me.



Necare	Feb 12 2011, 05:51 PM Post #1337
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	The Trolls' Ancestors aren't game constructs, though. Unless you just mean in the sense that they were part of the cloning process,



ajbcool	Feb 12 2011, 06:10 PM Post #1338
Seer of Time Posts: 1,514 Group: Sol Clan Member #35 Joined: November 1, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #226#	If they were made in the game, they're game constructs, just as much as the kids were. Created in the game, by game equipment, for the purpose of the game, using game time logic. Game construct or not?



Necare	Feb 12 2011, 06:15 PM Post #1339
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	A wizard did it. Which came first, the game or the kids? I hate time travel.



The Phantom Squee	Feb 12 2011, 06:18 PM Post #1340
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Mysterious Waffle Waif Feb 12 2011, 06:15 PM Which came first, the game or the kids? I hate time travel. Pretty much this. [radio edit]in' stable time loops. Though I'm inclined to agree with ajbcool's logic on this. If the Ancestors are a direct result of the game, even by being sent into the past, they're technically game constructs.

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