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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Lachesis	Sep 26 2010, 10:32 PM Post #101
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	If you can't spot what I'm referring to, you're not looking hard enough. The pun, it is horrible.



UltaFlame	Sep 26 2010, 10:34 PM Post #102
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Sekret?



Poui	Sep 26 2010, 10:40 PM Post #103
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	... that is a really horrible pun.



Necare	Sep 26 2010, 10:51 PM Post #104
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	I love Vriska.



Poui	Sep 27 2010, 04:18 PM Post #105
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	We need a Witch of Space and Heir of Breath to match me and Hin. (or I want 'em, anyway)



The Grim Lich	Sep 27 2010, 04:34 PM Post #106
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	I'll do the Heir. Done. Edited by The Grim Lich, Sep 27 2010, 04:35 PM.



Poui	Sep 27 2010, 04:40 PM Post #107
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Gotta also add Showtime to your sig, also /o/



The Phantom Squee	Sep 27 2010, 04:46 PM Post #108
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I'm having too much fun changing avatars every few days to commit to being Jade. On the other hand, look what I found.



The Grim Lich	Sep 27 2010, 04:47 PM Post #109
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	AWESOME.



UltaFlame	Sep 27 2010, 08:42 PM Post #110
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Updates are up, or he's updating right now. One of the two.



Poui	Sep 27 2010, 10:43 PM Post #111
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	ITU: the scratch was Rose's fault? ಠ_ಠ



UltaFlame	Sep 27 2010, 10:46 PM Post #112
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	wasn't that Karkat's plan?



The Grim Lich	Sep 27 2010, 10:47 PM Post #113
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Partly. But the trolls also suggested to them that it was really the only way to make any of this bullshit work and pull out any semblance of a victory.



Jackal	Sep 28 2010, 01:24 AM Post #114
Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere Posts: 8,106 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #201 Joined: June 11, 2007 Gender: Male Blog: The Pharaoh's Tomb Country: #226# True Name: Jackal	So hey I finally got involved in this M I doin the avatar fad for this rite guiz



The Grim Lich	Sep 28 2010, 01:36 AM Post #115
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Yeah, ur doin good



Jackal	Sep 28 2010, 01:39 AM Post #116
Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere Posts: 8,106 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #201 Joined: June 11, 2007 Gender: Male Blog: The Pharaoh's Tomb Country: #226# True Name: Jackal	Mah sig's doin it riter, 2 But no, once I finish Hivebent, i'll give my opinions on the Trolls at least since I find them much more interesting than the Kids for some reason.



Chrono Ivan	Sep 28 2010, 01:47 AM Post #117
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	Ok this is kind of left field but SARDA POSE if anyone missed that.



Lemubaby	Sep 28 2010, 09:04 AM Post #118
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	TROLL COSPLAY IS ON DEVIANTART'S FRONT PAGE My day has been made.



The Phantom Squee	Sep 28 2010, 06:03 PM Post #119
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Chrono Ivan Sep 28 2010, 01:47 AM Ok this is kind of left field but SARDA POSE if anyone missed that. I don't know what the Sarda pose is, but I believe that panel's supposed to be a callback to the way she posed in Make Her Pay when controlling Tavros.



Hinoa	Sep 28 2010, 11:05 PM Post #120
Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012 Posts: 12,946 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #123 Joined: November 29, 2006 Blog: Witty Blog Name Country: #226# True Name: [Fate/verse joke here] Theme Song: http://youtu.be/I7sZYwCBb-0	I just had a brilliant theory. From yesterday's pesterlog: Show Pesterlog (spoilers!) TT: The objective is no longer to win. EB: um... EB: i mean, what are we actually shooting for here? TT: To do as much damage to the game as possible. TT: To rip its stitches and pry answers from the seams. TT: We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility. Actual theory Now, as I recall, Lord English is supposed to be invincible except for hax. The kids' session appears to be custom-made for sequence breaking, and pushing the game until it shatters (the Scratch). It could be entirely possible that the session is gearing the kids to be able to have a go at Lord English. I doubt I'm the only one to think of that, but that's just my theory.

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