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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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The Phantom Squee	Jan 26 2011, 03:56 PM Post #1161
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Oh wow, dat memo. Gamzee, what are you, I don't even.



Chrono Ivan	Jan 26 2011, 04:00 PM Post #1162
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	He mad, bro. MAD in all senses of the word



Chrono Ivan	Jan 26 2011, 04:01 PM Post #1163
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	ALSO Bard of Rage Squee's next D&D PC, y/y



The Phantom Squee	Jan 26 2011, 04:01 PM Post #1164
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	HeLl MoThEr[radio edit]In' YeS, bRo! :o)



Necare	Jan 26 2011, 06:53 PM Post #1165
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	I have never empathized more with Karkat than I am right now.



Poui	Jan 26 2011, 07:08 PM Post #1166
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Suddenly, a poll! ... seriously what is wrong with me



Lachesis	Jan 26 2011, 07:45 PM Post #1167
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	No. There is nothing wrong with appreciating the glory of our invitation to THE DARK CARNIVAL Also, UPSETTING DISCOVERY



The Phantom Squee	Jan 27 2011, 12:57 PM Post #1168
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Aw yeah, back to the second-best troll!



DJ Octavio	Jan 27 2011, 01:02 PM Post #1169
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	Terezi, Ace Detective is on the case!



The Sin Thesis	Jan 27 2011, 01:17 PM Post #1170
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	How did a poll get into this topic? :c



UltaFlame	Jan 27 2011, 01:44 PM Post #1171
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Pouikiko.



Poui	Jan 27 2011, 08:36 PM Post #1172
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	haha yeah that was me. Will kill it if you don't care for it, though. Also uh Me a page ago Rather figured our finally getting to know them if we ever did would be roughly as pointless as the ENGAGE HERO MODE page. ... which it later occurred to me was the very last time we see Gamzee before we find out he goes mad. welp.



The Phantom Squee	Jan 28 2011, 12:31 AM Post #1173
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	DAMMIT HUSSIE WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TEASE



Tange9t	Jan 28 2011, 07:44 AM Post #1174
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	2x CORPSESMOOCH COMBO!!!



UltaFlame	Jan 28 2011, 11:20 AM Post #1175
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	In addition, he may be changing hosts and subsequently also slowing or halting updates. phoo.



Necare	Jan 28 2011, 04:38 PM Post #1176
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	It didn't work. Noooooooo!



Mima	Jan 28 2011, 05:05 PM Post #1177
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	okay I'm calling bullshit on reviving Kanaya her dreamself looks just as burnt as Aradia's did when she ascended



Lachesis	Jan 28 2011, 05:17 PM Post #1178
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Ascension has already been shown to heal whatever wounds were inflicted in the relevant death, since Vriska stopped bleeding everywhere and John lost an inconvenient hole in the chest. How damaged Aradia's body was becomes irrelevant because any wounds were healed. We do not know if this is the case for non-ascension revivals. Even if it was, there would still be the minor issue of being surrounded by fire without achieving God tier. Which would soon turn into the minor issue of being on fire. Which would mean you'd potentially get to see Kanaya die again! \o/ - RUFIOOOOOOOO



Lemubaby	Jan 28 2011, 08:20 PM Post #1179
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	> Lemu: punch AH in the snout to establish "WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS".



Peakay	Jan 28 2011, 08:30 PM Post #1180
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	THIS. IS. STUPID.

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