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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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UltaFlame	Jan 24 2011, 11:51 PM Post #1141
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	I'd assume Feferi 'I'm already dead, the one who the dark gods have been chatting with the whole game' 's body.



The Phantom Squee	Jan 25 2011, 12:45 AM Post #1142
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Holy shit, Gamzee. What the [radio edit].



Effex	Jan 25 2011, 12:58 AM Post #1143
The King in Tartan Posts: 1,040 Group: Clanless Member #304 Joined: February 6, 2008 Gender: Out-of-Space Country: #226#	honk. HONK. >:o)



The Grim Lich	Jan 25 2011, 01:06 AM Post #1144
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...oh god.



DJ Octavio	Jan 25 2011, 02:27 AM Post #1145
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	His quirk changed... Gamzee is going to destroy them all... What happened to the trolls?!



Chrono Ivan	Jan 25 2011, 03:10 AM Post #1146
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	haha the story stopped being cute, d00d!



Tange9t	Jan 25 2011, 06:10 AM Post #1147
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	Oh god damn. Okay, I'm gonna close my eyes, and when I open them, none of this will have happened. OH GOG DAMN IT'S REAL. KARKAT REALLY SAID GOD INSTEAD OF GOG.



Peakay	Jan 25 2011, 02:58 PM Post #1148
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Everything makes sense now.



The Grim Lich	Jan 25 2011, 03:24 PM Post #1149
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...And all of a sudden all the fanfiction about trolls and humans being capable of cross-breeding seems more likely to me.



Mima	Jan 25 2011, 03:34 PM Post #1150
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Kamen Rider Grim Jan 25 2011, 03:24 PM ...And all of a sudden all the fanfiction about trolls and humans being capable of cross-breeding seems more likely to me. wut



Lachesis	Jan 25 2011, 04:23 PM Post #1151
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Crossbreeding has always been possible. There is no species barrier for ectobiology!



Poui	Jan 25 2011, 06:35 PM Post #1152
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	okay so for days I haven't checked up on this thing on account of having a strict "no watching flashes without sound" policy and all the time I was wondering "okay does the HS topic normally get that many posts what the [radio edit]'s been going on that I've been missing" apparently a lot what the hell WHAT THE HELL what the hell



Mima	Jan 26 2011, 10:02 AM Post #1153
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	poor sweet naive pastbabies ;_; /touch



Chrono Ivan	Jan 26 2011, 12:10 PM Post #1154
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	FEAR MY POWER honk. HONK. honk. :o)



DJ Octavio	Jan 26 2011, 03:05 PM Post #1155
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	RAGE. ALL OF IT.



UltaFlame	Jan 26 2011, 03:06 PM Post #1156
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	So he's the Bard of Rage. Hah.



Peakay	Jan 26 2011, 03:07 PM Post #1157
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	So, Bard of RAaAaAaAaAgE



UltaFlame	Jan 26 2011, 03:21 PM Post #1158
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Nope. He changed his quirk.



Poui	Jan 26 2011, 03:29 PM Post #1159
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	I gotta say I'm surprised the holdback on those two titles actually turned out relevant! Rather figured our finally getting to know them if we ever did would be roughly as pointless as the ENGAGE HERO MODE page. (also I feel terrible for enjoying this so much when two of my favourite characters have just been stone cold killed DEAD, sobbbb)



UltaFlame	Jan 26 2011, 03:30 PM Post #1160
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	I LIKED FEFERI.

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