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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Mima	Jan 12 2011, 07:42 AM Post #1021
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	preemptively calling (s) WV: eat weird bug as the upcoming flash



Lemubaby	Jan 12 2011, 09:47 AM Post #1022
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-glReQ5qjgI[/youtube]



Lachesis	Jan 12 2011, 04:23 PM Post #1023
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	For those who have not noticed, Andrew has disabled his Formspring account. This is not the end of the questioning, however, as he has this and this now.



The Phantom Squee	Jan 12 2011, 04:33 PM Post #1024
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Makes sense, I guess. It was kind of annoying having to scroll through a metric shit-ton of Chicken Sandwich Questions to find something important he had answered a long time ago.



Lemubaby	Jan 12 2011, 05:12 PM Post #1025
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	That was one hell of a lulzy forumspring, though... he never answered my question about being on Dancing With the Stars.



The Phantom Squee	Jan 12 2011, 05:31 PM Post #1026
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Nor did he answer my actual serious question about whether every player who was the ______ of Space had the Forge and Frogs, or whether that was just coincidence.



Lachesis	Jan 13 2011, 07:48 PM Post #1027
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Hey, look, I just found something a few minutes ago. OTP.



DJ Octavio	Jan 13 2011, 11:16 PM Post #1028
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	Welp... According to Karkat, that needs to happen... Soooooo...



Lemubaby	Jan 14 2011, 05:19 PM Post #1029
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Here have some more Dave/Jade



Lachesis	Jan 14 2011, 05:25 PM Post #1030
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	I think you are missing the point. The ONE TRUE PAIRING is not Dave/Jade. It is Davesprite/Jadesprite. This is a critical difference.



Hinoa	Jan 14 2011, 05:43 PM Post #1031
Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012 Posts: 12,946 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #123 Joined: November 29, 2006 Blog: Witty Blog Name Country: #226# True Name: [Fate/verse joke here] Theme Song: http://youtu.be/I7sZYwCBb-0	No, you silly silly Lachesis. It's clearly Pickle Inspector/Vriska.



Lemubaby	Jan 14 2011, 05:49 PM Post #1032
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6



UltaFlame	Jan 14 2011, 10:33 PM Post #1033
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Except Davesprite is NO MORE.



Lachesis	Jan 14 2011, 10:35 PM Post #1034
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Exactly. ONE TRUE PAIRING! \o/



Lemubaby	Jan 15 2011, 02:23 PM Post #1035
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I'm sure when Jadesprite dies on her vs Bec Noir suicide mission she'll be with Davesprite in the afterlife.



The Phantom Squee	Jan 15 2011, 06:11 PM Post #1036
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	HEY GUYS So I've been helping some guy on the forums with a Homestuck RPG based on Gamma Worlds. At the moment he's looking for critiques and playtesting. If you can do either, give it a download let me know what you think so I can relay it to him.



Lemubaby	Jan 15 2011, 08:11 PM Post #1037
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I'm having nightmares about fairies tonight.



The Grim Lich	Jan 15 2011, 09:08 PM Post #1038
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	The Phantom Squee Jan 15 2011, 06:11 PM HEY GUYS So I've been helping some guy on the forums with a Homestuck RPG based on Gamma Worlds. At the moment he's looking for critiques and playtesting. If you can do either, give it a download let me know what you think so I can relay it to him. Downloading now.



Mima	Jan 16 2011, 12:29 AM Post #1039
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	*well*



Peakay	Jan 16 2011, 12:36 AM Post #1040
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	What. WHAT. WHY

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