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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Mima	Dec 14 2010, 05:56 AM Post #761
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	I have a very bad feeling about this D:



Poui	Dec 14 2010, 06:13 AM Post #762
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	About what? Hussie trolling gloriously was just Hussie trolling gloriously. John hitting the top of his echeladder is because he just conjured enough wind to blow out an oil fire spanning an entire planet. Granted they're pretty small planets, but still. The clouds and fireflies are back because he hasn't defeated his Denizen.



Necare	Dec 14 2010, 06:34 AM Post #763
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	cannot post an adequate response so instead lets his splattered brains do the talking



Mima	Dec 14 2010, 07:54 PM Post #764
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Poui Dec 14 2010, 06:13 AM About what? Hussie trolling gloriously was just Hussie trolling gloriously. John hitting the top of his echeladder is because he just conjured enough wind to blow out an oil fire spanning an entire planet. Granted they're pretty small planets, but still. The clouds and fireflies are back because he hasn't defeated his Denizen. I get that, I'm just concerned that the "nearby village" is going to attempt to burn John for witchcraft or something. Am I the only one worried about that? Yes? Ok.



The Sin Thesis	Dec 15 2010, 06:51 PM Post #765
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	Look guys! A walking-around game thing!



Necare	Dec 15 2010, 07:11 PM Post #766
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Hahaha Vriska.



Lemubaby	Dec 15 2010, 08:08 PM Post #767
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	OH MY GOD THE BEDSHEET CULT MADE ME CRY BRB BEHOLDING FOREVER



Adnarel	Dec 15 2010, 08:48 PM Post #768
I'd rather be outside. Posts: 27,340 Group: Crystallux Member #71 Joined: July 2, 2006 Gender: #118# Blog: #118# Country: #118# True Name: #118# Theme Song: #118#	Warned and put on post preview.



Jenn-uh	Dec 15 2010, 08:53 PM Post #769
hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries Posts: 13,293 Group: Mars Clan (wololo!) Member #550 Joined: December 8, 2009 Gender: Female Country: #226# True Name: Jenna Theme Song: https://goo.gl/tU97pM	Hahahahahahaha I thought she'd be able to last a little longer without posting homestuck content. Guess not.



b l o n d e b o n d	Dec 15 2010, 09:50 PM Post #770
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	Adnarel Dec 15 2010, 08:48 PM Warned and put on post preview. This was a worthy decision.



Gwydd	Dec 15 2010, 09:50 PM Post #771
Eternity Awaits You and Me Posts: 4,820 Group: Sol Clan Member #311 Joined: February 20, 2008 Gender: Manly Country: #226# True Name: Gwydion Marandhir Theme Song: http://goo.gl/OMgsfK	Just discovered the origin of Snoutpunching and read through MS Paint Adventures ��Problem Sleuth. Now currently reading Homestuck. I can't decide if this is funny or a painful waste of my time.



DJ Octavio	Dec 15 2010, 09:53 PM Post #772
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	Probably a mix of both. Enjoy~



b l o n d e b o n d	Dec 15 2010, 09:54 PM Post #773
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	It will be the former until you've caught up. Then it's the latter. Personally PS was just short enough that the latter wouldn't even happen, but Homestuck? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO2819 pages



Lemubaby	Dec 16 2010, 12:22 AM Post #774
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6



The Phantom Squee	Dec 16 2010, 12:22 AM Post #775
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Gwee-Gwee-chan~ Dec 15 2010, 09:50 PM Just discovered the origin of Snoutpunching and read through MS Paint Adventures ��Problem Sleuth. Now currently reading Homestuck. I can't decide if this is funny or a painful waste of my time. Basically, the first act is 99% John dicking around with his inventory, because at that point he was still accepting reader suggestions like with Problem Sleuth. Act 2 is when the plot starts to move forward, and Act 3 is when shit starts to get real. If you don't like it by the end of Act 2, it's probably not your thing. Also haha Lemu.



Necare	Dec 16 2010, 04:33 AM Post #776
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	VRISKA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SERIOUS DAMMIT VRISKA JUST DAMMIT



Tange9t	Dec 16 2010, 05:41 AM Post #777
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	What. The. Hell. Just. Happened.



Mima	Dec 16 2010, 06:01 AM Post #778
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	VRISKA YOU [radio edit]ING [radio edit] I swear to god if Hussie doesn't kill her off at some point it's just going to be the worst thing like she's just ASKING for it at this point I don't care if she's keeping the plot/timelines in check HE TRUSTED HER ;-;



b l o n d e b o n d	Dec 16 2010, 10:21 AM Post #779
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	mima it's just a webcomic i mean geez



The Grim Lich	Dec 16 2010, 10:54 AM Post #780
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...Wow. Vriska: maaaaaade o' [radio edit].

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