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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Lachesis	Dec 10 2010, 10:14 PM Post #721
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Kanaya did speculate that the game assigns roles in order to best challenge people, so it's really rather appropriate if one goes with her idea. Still amusing.



Lemubaby	Dec 10 2010, 10:22 PM Post #722
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I could not contain my lol at that update. At all. To the point where my brother ran in to see if it was something his feeble brain would get.



Lemubaby	Dec 11 2010, 07:42 PM Post #723
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Update. Spoiler: click to toggle At first I was all like, "Awwww he saved her life" but then I was like" FFFFF- DAMMIT TAVROS"



Karasu	Dec 11 2010, 07:49 PM Post #724
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	same for me Lemu.......



Lemubaby	Dec 11 2010, 08:02 PM Post #725
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Oh god why do I ship them in the back of my mind. GET IT 0UT



Poui	Dec 11 2010, 08:25 PM Post #726
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	well wasn't that ironic. Thrilled to see that Tavros can talk to Bec! Wonder what he wants to say to him now...



The Grim Lich	Dec 11 2010, 08:26 PM Post #727
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Awww, poor Jade. But at least we know how her Grandfather died, now.



Mima	Dec 11 2010, 08:38 PM Post #728
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	am I the only one who isn't even mildly upset at Tav for inadvertently killing grandpa Harley yes oh okay ~~I ship it~~



The Phantom Squee	Dec 11 2010, 09:00 PM Post #729
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Guys guys You are now aware that Vriska can indirectly control Bec.



Lachesis	Dec 11 2010, 09:09 PM Post #730
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	That depends on whether Tavros was controlling the omnipoterrier or merely giving him a suggestion which he felt inclined to obey.



UltaFlame	Dec 11 2010, 09:09 PM Post #731
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	A- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- EDIT: Well, Lach makes a good point which would be VERY GOOD.



Mima	Dec 11 2010, 09:23 PM Post #732
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Tav :c



Lemubaby	Dec 11 2010, 10:13 PM Post #733
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	OH GOD TAVROS'S FACE I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT Oh my god does this mean that Tavros might be able to control Bec!Noir? ...Because that would be AWESOME.



The Grim Lich	Dec 11 2010, 10:14 PM Post #734
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	I don't think so, Lemu. Bec Noir isn't an animal, he's an Ace.



Lemubaby	Dec 11 2010, 10:16 PM Post #735
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	...Just tossing an idea. Also o/ hell yeah Mima we are so getting on this ship.



The Sin Thesis	Dec 11 2010, 10:51 PM Post #736
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	Tavros just got a lot creepier...



UltaFlame	Dec 11 2010, 11:52 PM Post #737
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	At least Jade got back to being Jade.



Lemubaby	Dec 11 2010, 11:57 PM Post #738
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I think I might cry for Tavros. THERE GOES MY BEAUTIFUL SHIP DOWN IN FLAMES Edit: Also, look at the size of that fire, how many GameBros is she burning?



Lachesis	Dec 12 2010, 12:02 AM Post #739
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Do you really need to ask how many she's burning? Really? Also, it's not necessarily sunk. It's just not immediately setting sail, obviously. Let nothing sink your ship, for you have found the one (of many) true pairing!



The Grim Lich	Dec 12 2010, 01:06 AM Post #740
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Lemubaby Dec 11 2010, 11:57 PM Edit: Also, look at the size of that fire, how many GameBros is she burning? She's burning one. It is the Never-Ending GameBro Catalog of GameBro Catalogs.

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