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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Mima	Dec 8 2010, 10:21 PM Post #701
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Lemubaby Dec 8 2010, 06:43 PM Quote: TG: so even though im awesome now at one point i was plausibly likened to an autistic stuffed animal TG: and you even knew what to do TG: you told me how it worked all christopher robinning my ignorant ass about that egg TG: but i was all like IM A LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD [radio edit] WATCH ME CLIMB I laughed way harder than I should have. Probably from imagining Dave's voice in that last line. this exactly I actually laughed out loud, and that is a very rare occurrence when it comes to webcomics



Lemubaby	Dec 8 2010, 11:31 PM Post #702
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	~~And then Dave was a playa~~



The Phantom Squee	Dec 9 2010, 07:28 PM Post #703
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Wait a second, Dave has two pairs of shades now?



Poui	Dec 9 2010, 07:30 PM Post #704
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	His regular shades and his iShades, yeah.



The Sin Thesis	Dec 9 2010, 07:30 PM Post #705
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	What with the captcha stuff, I suspect he can have as many as he wants. More accurately, making the new computer-shades wouldn't consume the old shades, just grist. So he has the shades from John, and the shades he made with anding/oring, whatever.



The Phantom Squee	Dec 9 2010, 07:40 PM Post #706
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Makes sense. I could've sworn we just saw him sleeping shadesless, though.



Poui	Dec 9 2010, 07:51 PM Post #707
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Dave is so fast, he can wake up, instantly recognize he's not wearing shades, and put them on in between animation frames.



The Phantom Squee	Dec 9 2010, 11:45 PM Post #708
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Hay Grim Found something you might enjoy Spoiler: click to toggle



b l o n d e b o n d	Dec 9 2010, 11:58 PM Post #709
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	That's pretty kewl



The Grim Lich	Dec 10 2010, 12:25 AM Post #710
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	The Phantom Squee Dec 9 2010, 11:45 PM Hay Grim Found something you might enjoy Spoiler: click to toggle [radio edit]. Yes.



Mima	Dec 10 2010, 06:41 AM Post #711
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	:C Rose is gonna be okay right John is gonna save her right right you guys



Lemubaby	Dec 10 2010, 09:02 AM Post #712
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	That was a cheerful update.



The Grim Lich	Dec 10 2010, 10:53 AM Post #713
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...I'm not sure, Mima. I'm not sure at all.



Lemubaby	Dec 10 2010, 12:09 PM Post #714
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6



Poui	Dec 10 2010, 07:32 PM Post #715
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	why, Lemu also Hussie is the worst troll god damn



DJ Octavio	Dec 10 2010, 08:22 PM Post #716
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	owut...



Lemubaby	Dec 10 2010, 08:29 PM Post #717
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Okay we cool. No permanent character death going on in here. BTW Kanaya looks mad...



The Phantom Squee	Dec 10 2010, 10:01 PM Post #718
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	If you'll pardon my slipping into 4chan lingo for a moment... >Eridan >Prince of Hope



Lemubaby	Dec 10 2010, 10:12 PM Post #719
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Squee I love you so much right now for that post.



The Phantom Squee	Dec 10 2010, 10:13 PM Post #720
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I take great pride in my collection of Homestuck-related reaction images.

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