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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Mima	Dec 6 2010, 03:35 PM Post #681
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	The Phantom Squee Dec 6 2010, 01:27 PM Mima Dec 6 2010, 07:08 AM Hussie finally used Sunslammer yesssssss Honestly, I was expecting it to be a Dave song. Using it for Jade caught me completely off-guard. Yeah, Sunsetter seems more Jade-esque than Sunslammer. My moirail is Karkat. :> no really he is they're almost the same person



Poui	Dec 6 2010, 05:57 PM Post #682
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	HOLY [radio edit] ON A STICK THIS IS THE BEST THING. and yeah Jackal is more Karkat, Were is more Dave, at least IMO



The Grim Lich	Dec 6 2010, 06:13 PM Post #683
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	And meanwhile I'm wondering who I'd be. WV? Gamzee? Probably not John. I'm not endearingly dopey enough to be John.



The Phantom Squee	Dec 6 2010, 06:36 PM Post #684
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I'm fedorafreak. (also imo were is more like Equius without the horse fixation) Edited by The Phantom Squee, Dec 6 2010, 06:36 PM.



Mima	Dec 6 2010, 07:06 PM Post #685
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	GOOD NUCLEAR WARHEAD BEST FRIEND Spoiler: click to toggle in other news look how goddamn adorable this is



Lemubaby	Dec 6 2010, 08:51 PM Post #686
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Oh god, the imp's face made me lol.



Mima	Dec 6 2010, 09:39 PM Post #687
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	>trying to find Jade's version of boy skylark >unsuccessful >li'l Curie looks promising



Lemubaby	Dec 6 2010, 10:33 PM Post #688
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I did a lab on topographic maps last week and there was a lake on one of the maps that was comprised of two bodies of water connected by a short stream, and it was called Twin Lakes, so of course since we were using dry erase markers, I colored one side red, the other blue, drew in the horns with yellow and wrote "deal wiith iit" and then innocently put the map back in the bottom of the pile. :33



Karasu	Dec 7 2010, 01:34 AM Post #689
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	...lemu, that is awesome on a level i cannot currently achieve...due to not being in any classes with maps.



Poui	Dec 7 2010, 02:45 AM Post #690
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	oh wow Bec sure is a wonderful conversationalist



Mima	Dec 7 2010, 05:55 AM Post #691
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	PM PM PM PM PM NO NO NO NO NO NO DDDDDDDDD:



Lemubaby	Dec 7 2010, 10:08 AM Post #692
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Becsprite: IT'S SEIZURE TIME!



The Phantom Squee	Dec 7 2010, 02:01 PM Post #693
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Mima Dec 7 2010, 05:55 AM PM PM PM PM PM NO NO NO NO NO NO DDDDDDDDD: I don't think she's dead. We already saw that part happen, remember?



The Grim Lich	Dec 7 2010, 03:03 PM Post #694
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	The Phantom Squee Dec 7 2010, 02:01 PM Mima Dec 7 2010, 05:55 AM PM PM PM PM PM NO NO NO NO NO NO DDDDDDDDD: I don't think she's dead. We already saw that part happen, remember? Absolutely. The base is still flying. So she's not gonna die.



Lemubaby	Dec 8 2010, 01:39 AM Post #695
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Guys. Jade Week. We're making this happen.



The Grim Lich	Dec 8 2010, 02:17 AM Post #696
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Grim: Be someone's server player's server player's server player's server player.



Lemubaby	Dec 8 2010, 07:40 AM Post #697
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	No really let's make this happen.



The Phantom Squee	Dec 8 2010, 12:59 PM Post #698
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I kinda just got finished with that. And it would probably unnecessarily piss several people off.



Hinoa	Dec 8 2010, 01:53 PM Post #699
Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012 Posts: 12,946 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #123 Joined: November 29, 2006 Blog: Witty Blog Name Country: #226# True Name: [Fate/verse joke here] Theme Song: http://youtu.be/I7sZYwCBb-0	Yeah, I've had enough Homestuck fandomry for about four months now. Hinoa needs to find a non-default avatar...



Lemubaby	Dec 8 2010, 06:43 PM Post #700
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Quote: TG: so even though im awesome now at one point i was plausibly likened to an autistic stuffed animal TG: and you even knew what to do TG: you told me how it worked all christopher robinning my ignorant ass about that egg TG: but i was all like IM A LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD [radio edit] WATCH ME CLIMB I laughed way harder than I should have. Probably from imagining Dave's voice in that last line.

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