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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Mima	Dec 4 2010, 09:58 PM Post #661
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Jade's world Jade's world Jade's world that flash that song skbh,lxbnlnb;z



Peakay	Dec 4 2010, 10:00 PM Post #662
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Suddenly everything makes sense.



Poui	Dec 4 2010, 10:03 PM Post #663
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	YES INTRO FLASH I WAS RIGHT (never got around to calling it though bleh) WHY IS JADE SLEEPING AGAIN and why is the planet theme not Lotus D: What makes sense, PK?



Lemubaby	Dec 4 2010, 10:20 PM Post #664
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	WALKIN' IN A WINTER WONDER-headshot



The Grim Lich	Dec 4 2010, 10:21 PM Post #665
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Spoiler: click to toggle FROGS. FROST AND FROGS. RAYS AND FROGS. EVERY FORGE WORLD IS PROBABLY X AND FROGS.



Lemubaby	Dec 4 2010, 10:34 PM Post #666
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	REPTILES AND AMPHIBIANS EVERYWHERE



Mima	Dec 5 2010, 09:47 AM Post #667
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	FEF WHY ARE YOU SO SCARY LHDKLFHDXC[X'J



Peakay	Dec 5 2010, 10:37 AM Post #668
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	....The plot thickens.



Lemubaby	Dec 5 2010, 07:30 PM Post #669
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Mima Dec 5 2010, 09:47 AM FEF WHY ARE YOU SO SCARY LHDKLFHDXC[X'J MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. (�ロ�)☝ fgsfds



Mima	Dec 5 2010, 08:37 PM Post #670
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	D: Bec imps nooooooo



Lemubaby	Dec 5 2010, 08:59 PM Post #671
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Oh man, shit's about to get real. You better upgrade that rifle fast, Jade...



Karasu	Dec 6 2010, 01:45 AM Post #672
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	oh god bec imps! edit: damnit why do i seem to be getting ninja'd alot today?



Mima	Dec 6 2010, 07:08 AM Post #673
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Hussie finally used Sunslammer yesssssss



Lachesis	Dec 6 2010, 08:47 AM Post #674
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Because, silly Karasu, you don't read! I wouldn't even think it counts as getting ninja'd if you get beaten by five hours! Uranium imps sure are annoying.



Peakay	Dec 6 2010, 09:14 AM Post #675
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Damn, what is Dave doing there. Also, IT KEEPS HAPPENING!



Lemubaby	Dec 6 2010, 10:07 AM Post #676
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	THIS IS SO ADDICTIVE.



The Phantom Squee	Dec 6 2010, 01:27 PM Post #677
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Mima Dec 6 2010, 07:08 AM Hussie finally used Sunslammer yesssssss Honestly, I was expecting it to be a Dave song. Using it for Jade caught me completely off-guard.



Lemubaby	Dec 6 2010, 01:57 PM Post #678
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	You know what? Sometimes Were makes me think of Karkat. They are the same.



Peytral	Dec 6 2010, 02:14 PM Post #679
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	Karkat reminds me more of Jackal, to be honest.



Peakay	Dec 6 2010, 02:29 PM Post #680
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Lemu does not know how WEre is, actually. He's more like a combination of Dave and some other dudes.

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