Homestuck

Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Lemubaby	Nov 29 2010, 04:21 PM Post #621
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	The Phantom Squee Nov 29 2010, 02:22 PM And now for something completely different. ...What.



Calibrations	Nov 29 2010, 04:56 PM Post #622
cock ninja Posts: 10,441 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #240 Joined: August 18, 2007 Gender: ALL OF THEM Blog: BROKEN SHADOW SMOKE MIRRORS Country: #229# True Name: infinitemoose	mooz sent in that exact quote and the guy was funnier imo, it kinda looked like he got the reference



Effex	Nov 29 2010, 05:49 PM Post #623
The King in Tartan Posts: 1,040 Group: Clanless Member #304 Joined: February 6, 2008 Gender: Out-of-Space Country: #226#



Jackal	Nov 29 2010, 05:51 PM Post #624
Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere Posts: 8,106 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #201 Joined: June 11, 2007 Gender: Male Blog: The Pharaoh's Tomb Country: #226# True Name: Jackal	Man, you guys are like some freaky-ass cult now.



Will	Nov 29 2010, 05:52 PM Post #625
Anime was a mistake Posts: 3,227 Group: Luna Clan Member #650 Joined: June 26, 2010 Gender: Map Country: #226# Blog: #226# True Name: Will	looks at name of the site You mean we weren't before?



Effex	Nov 29 2010, 05:53 PM Post #626
The King in Tartan Posts: 1,040 Group: Clanless Member #304 Joined: February 6, 2008 Gender: Out-of-Space Country: #226#	Jackal Nov 29 2010, 05:51 PM Man, you guys are like some freaky-ass cult now. >Is on a site called "the Temple of Kraden", talks about how we're a cult.



Mima	Nov 29 2010, 09:51 PM Post #627
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Lemubaby Nov 28 2010, 03:16 PM On another note AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHY IS KARKAT SO ADORABLE DIBS ON THAT GIF AS AN AVATAR DIBS DIBS TOO LATE mnnnnn this could be so much better but I had to scale it way down and it's my first time using GIMP



AstraSage	Nov 29 2010, 10:21 PM Post #628
The Spectral Star Posts: 3,161 Group: Luna Clan Member #103 Joined: October 13, 2006 Gender: a Guy Blog: LurkingNotes Country: Ven True Name: AstraSage	Mima's still the master of .GIF extraction... Oh, and remembering Kar: I knew that (or played safe by considering) he associated Slick as his moirail, but after seeing his insistence on which Jack is "his Jack"... My, he might be joining Eridan & Kanaya's Club for Unluckily RedRom-high Moirails...



Peytral	Nov 29 2010, 10:55 PM Post #629
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	I just realized that 'Noir' means 'Black'. >__>



Karasu	Nov 30 2010, 03:47 AM Post #630
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	I just had an idea inspired by Bec's awesome asteroid blasting. at the point and time that jade begins to alchemize stuff, assuming she does..what with her cruxtruder floating off in space... if the gets some sort of uber rifle, life the one her mecha-rabbit is carrying, she should somehow combine it with Bec to make pre-emptive headdesk THE BEC BLASTER!!!!!



Mima	Nov 30 2010, 05:51 AM Post #631
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	oh hell yes exiles are back WV you are so precious I love you yes remember



Lemubaby	Nov 30 2010, 10:56 AM Post #632
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Peytral Nov 29 2010, 10:55 PM I just realized that 'Noir' means 'Black'. >__> Want a medal?



The Sin Thesis	Nov 30 2010, 11:26 PM Post #633
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	So wait. Why does John's dream self disappear when he wakes up?



Karasu	Nov 30 2010, 11:42 PM Post #634
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	nah, the dream selves sleep when their other selves are awake. as evidenced by rose's dream self sleeping in her derse tower when dave's dream self is coming over to visit. the current panels are flashback style.



The Sin Thesis	Nov 30 2010, 11:51 PM Post #635
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004547 John disappears here, too.



DJ Octavio	Nov 30 2010, 11:55 PM Post #636
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	John may be special in those regards then.



Lemubaby	Nov 30 2010, 11:58 PM Post #637
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Hey look, Bill's back.



Poui	Dec 1 2010, 12:26 AM Post #638
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Bill? Also that generally seems to be what happens to dreamselves when their normal counterparts wake up.



simplechild	Dec 1 2010, 12:28 AM Post #639
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Droppin by to say that I got the 10000th view. That's all.



Karasu	Dec 1 2010, 12:32 AM Post #640
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	hmmmmm maybe since the white vanishing is usual...then rose being asleep on a pile of velvet knittings is through the contrivance of the noble assortment of HorrorTerrors...what with that black aura and all.

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