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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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The Grim Lich	Nov 28 2010, 03:35 AM Post #601
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...Vriska, you sick, twisted, psychotic [radio edit]. You absolute bloody whore. This... this is all your fault. Oh my god. Oh. My. God.



b l o n d e b o n d	Nov 28 2010, 03:59 AM Post #602
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	And then I went to MSPaintAdventures dot com.



SeaMonkeyFarmer	Nov 28 2010, 05:57 AM Post #603
Wifey Posts: 7,422 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #336 Joined: June 2, 2008 Gender: Female Country: United Kingdom	D:



AstraSage	Nov 28 2010, 09:28 AM Post #604
The Spectral Star Posts: 3,161 Group: Luna Clan Member #103 Joined: October 13, 2006 Gender: a Guy Blog: LurkingNotes Country: Ven True Name: AstraSage	Uh... JACK IS NOW THE WOLF!!! [/couldn't resist] So the scratch is an inter-session happenstance-M�ebius with a guardian involved... I don't know if I want to call the curtains now or wait until John has his convo with "the one who loves him"...



Lemubaby	Nov 28 2010, 11:47 AM Post #605
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Poui Nov 27 2010, 07:38 PM so hey since I don't wanna bump the topic in PG where it came up HEY LEMU WERE YOU LOOKING FOR THIS I love you. ---- On another note, I understand why Hussie takes his time making these flashes, 'cause holy damn that was... whoa. Wasn't expecting the Japanese-style music but I can see Becsprite being compared to an oriental dragon with that tail and all. Also... .... Dammit Vriska. Every time. ~~lolNewgrounds~~



Tange9t	Nov 28 2010, 11:59 AM Post #606
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	Becsprite. Not sure whether to go oh hell yes or oh hell no, because let's face it, as awesome as Becsprite is, no one stands a chance against Noir now.



Lemubaby	Nov 28 2010, 03:05 PM Post #607
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I think Bec was trying to help by prototyping himself and trying to blow up the meteor but then he blew up everything else too. ._______.



Tange9t	Nov 28 2010, 03:10 PM Post #608
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	And then made Noir a [radio edit]ing god.



Lemubaby	Nov 28 2010, 03:16 PM Post #609
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	On another note AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHY IS KARKAT SO ADORABLE DIBS ON THAT GIF AS AN AVATAR DIBS DIBS



Poui	Nov 28 2010, 09:34 PM Post #610
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	there would be all this spazzing here but I'm already all spazzed out from lurking the forums and replaying the flash like 1025 times so I'll just leave this here Quote: Later I am going to ride a long magic dog through the sky and [radio edit] their shit up. ಠ_ಠ



Peytral	Nov 28 2010, 09:37 PM Post #611
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	I'm pretty sure that was more a Never Ending Story reference than foreshadowing. >_>



Poui	Nov 29 2010, 03:38 AM Post #612
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	so then Jack was all "DEAL WITH IT" and I was all TTATT



Mima	Nov 29 2010, 07:31 AM Post #613
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Poui Nov 29 2010, 03:38 AM so then Jack was all "DEAL WITH IT" and I was all TTATT this is it bad that I've been sobbing quietly since like 5:30 AM



Lemubaby	Nov 29 2010, 09:22 AM Post #614
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Knew it was gonna happen. Still... [radio edit] Lemubaby runs away sobbing



The Phantom Squee	Nov 29 2010, 12:03 PM Post #615
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Bro ;_;



Peakay	Nov 29 2010, 12:15 PM Post #616
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	;_;



The Phantom Squee	Nov 29 2010, 01:25 PM Post #617
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	In light of that, I think it's safe to say that Mom and Dad are going to kick the bucket at some point too.



Chrono Ivan	Nov 29 2010, 01:30 PM Post #618
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	Cool story, bro. The coolest story ever. ;_; >>Spam 'Have a final decisive battle to destruction with Bec Noir' in the suggestion box



The Grim Lich	Nov 29 2010, 02:17 PM Post #619
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...Dave, you better get a Simon moment to avenge Bro when all is said and done. A chance to monologue at Bec Noir before he's utterly destroyed.



The Phantom Squee	Nov 29 2010, 02:22 PM Post #620
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	And now for something completely different.

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