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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

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You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Lemubaby	Nov 16 2010, 04:48 PM Post #541
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Oh gog why is everyone on forumspring suddenly convinced that all the characters are fat? Plus... Quote: "Eridan had had a hard day. A thousand lusii, dead, and for naught but a moirail. Nepeta cupped his cleft chin in her hand ":33 < Eridan, how's your day going?" "[radio edit]in anything but swwimmingly thats howw" ":33 < Thats just pawful! :((" THEN THEY PORKED" THAT WAS THE BEST THING



The Sin Thesis	Nov 16 2010, 06:04 PM Post #542
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	CAW CAW MOTHER[radio edit]ERS.



Lemubaby	Nov 16 2010, 06:06 PM Post #543
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Shit's about to get real.



The Phantom Squee	Nov 16 2010, 07:01 PM Post #544
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Kamen Rider Grim Nov 16 2010, 04:07 PM ...I dunno, Bro and Jack were pretty evenly matched. Plus Bro now has the power of Frankencal on his side. True. I'm just saying, we know how Hussie works. Anytime there's some sort of odd "Huh, this doesn't quite fit the pattern" moment, it will fit the pattern eventually.



Peakay	Nov 16 2010, 08:04 PM Post #545
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	I think Davesprite will die here.



The Phantom Squee	Nov 16 2010, 08:08 PM Post #546
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Now that I think about it, that would fill the foreshadowing just about as neatly. And would make for a nice closed time loop.



Lemubaby	Nov 17 2010, 09:37 PM Post #547
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	In other news, typheus minion. What is this I don't even.



The Phantom Squee	Nov 17 2010, 09:54 PM Post #548
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I was honestly kind of scared that John would accidentally prototype it with the kernelsprite for a second there.



Lachesis	Nov 17 2010, 09:57 PM Post #549
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Here's an idea! John was just handling the corpse of his Denizen, the Slumbering One. Hass "The Flame" Harley acquired and stuffed it courtesy of all the improbable chronological antics that have become such a core element of the comic.



The Grim Lich	Nov 17 2010, 11:01 PM Post #550
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	The Phantom Squee Nov 17 2010, 09:54 PM I was honestly kind of scared that John would accidentally prototype it with the kernelsprite for a second there.



Poui	Nov 17 2010, 11:45 PM Post #551
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	That was ~~likely~~ definitely the point. Hussie is a tease among teases. ಠ_ಠ Also it's Typheus' minion, not Typheus itself.



Lemubaby	Nov 18 2010, 12:11 AM Post #552
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	In other news http://www.memegenerator.net/Karkat-just-lost-he-game-and-so-did-you



Necare	Nov 18 2010, 02:22 AM Post #553
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Kamen Rider Grim Nov 17 2010, 11:01 PM The Phantom Squee Nov 17 2010, 09:54 PM I was honestly kind of scared that John would accidentally prototype it with the kernelsprite for a second there.



DJ Octavio	Nov 18 2010, 07:35 AM Post #554
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	Yay, I can finally read the updates I missed. olawl getting [radio edit]punched by frankencal.



The Grim Lich	Nov 19 2010, 01:57 AM Post #555
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...This isn't going to end well.



Poui	Nov 19 2010, 02:49 AM Post #556
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit



UltaFlame	Nov 20 2010, 03:21 AM Post #557
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	What is Rose doing?



Necare	Nov 20 2010, 04:13 AM Post #558
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	SAVE THEM ROSE



Poui	Nov 20 2010, 10:14 PM Post #559
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	ohgodwhat please tell me he prototypes something anything also the crocs can wield the SORD guys



b l o n d e b o n d	Nov 21 2010, 12:33 AM Post #560
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	isn't the Sord the crappiest [radio edit]ing weapon in Homestuck? I can't remember It's that Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff cross breed with Dave's weapons, right?

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