Homestuck

Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Peytral	Nov 11 2010, 10:19 PM Post #521
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻, Lach. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻



UltaFlame	Nov 11 2010, 10:42 PM Post #522
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	GUYS GUYS FEFERI UNITES THE TROLLS AND HUMANS. SHE DOESSSSSSS 'You would also look forward to using your reign to UNITE THE TWO RACES. You were told you would do this one day by your lusus' http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004341



The Phantom Squee	Nov 11 2010, 10:52 PM Post #523
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Lachesis Nov 11 2010, 10:19 PM How can you not love someone with a smile that adorable? Smiles are overrated, hypnotized faces are far superior.



The Grim Lich	Nov 11 2010, 11:26 PM Post #524
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	UltaFlame Nov 11 2010, 10:42 PM GUYS GUYS FEFERI UNITES THE TROLLS AND HUMANS. SHE DOESSSSSSS 'You would also look forward to using your reign to UNITE THE TWO RACES. You were told you would do this one day by your lusus' http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004341 blinkblink Ho-ly shit. That makes so much sense! :O



Hinoa	Nov 11 2010, 11:45 PM Post #525
Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012 Posts: 12,946 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #123 Joined: November 29, 2006 Blog: Witty Blog Name Country: #226# True Name: [Fate/verse joke here] Theme Song: http://youtu.be/I7sZYwCBb-0	The Phantom Squee Nov 11 2010, 10:08 PM Lachesis Nov 11 2010, 07:01 PM Feferi Best troll Son, I am disappoint. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Honestly, I think the strip needs more Feferi.



DJ Octavio	Nov 11 2010, 11:46 PM Post #526
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	Poor Jade...



Hinoa	Nov 11 2010, 11:48 PM Post #527
Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012 Posts: 12,946 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #123 Joined: November 29, 2006 Blog: Witty Blog Name Country: #226# True Name: [Fate/verse joke here] Theme Song: http://youtu.be/I7sZYwCBb-0	tbh the first part of that [S] page was worse than the second half >_>



The Phantom Squee	Nov 12 2010, 12:14 AM Post #528
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Hinoa Nov 11 2010, 11:45 PM The Phantom Squee Nov 11 2010, 10:08 PM Lachesis Nov 11 2010, 07:01 PM Feferi Best troll Son, I am disappoint. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Honestly, I think the strip needs more Feferi. Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike her. But she doesn't even come close to being the best.



Poui	Nov 12 2010, 01:26 AM Post #529
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	I can't help but wonder whether the daytime update for that flash was intentional or whether Andrew would have put it up at like 2 AM if it were a conscious decision. Also, a best troll discussion simply cannot happen without bringing up BRUTAL ALTERNIAN LAW.



DJ Octavio	Nov 12 2010, 05:26 AM Post #530
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	Ojeez, Jade is getting pissed now...



Poui	Nov 12 2010, 05:35 AM Post #531
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	so you'll see the picture for the latest update and think "yeah there's pretty much no way this isn't gonna be the greatest thing" and want to just sit there laughing for a solid minute at that alone but no you have to go on and read the log you must it is beautiful



Mima	Nov 12 2010, 06:09 AM Post #532
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Poui Nov 12 2010, 05:35 AM so you'll see the picture for the latest update and think "yeah there's pretty much no way this isn't gonna be the greatest thing" and want to just sit there laughing for a solid minute at that alone but no you have to go on and read the log you must it is beautiful if by beautiful you mean heart-wrenchingly upsetting she didn't need to be so mean to Karkat jeez ;-;



DJ Octavio	Nov 12 2010, 06:36 AM Post #533
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	I'm more amazed at how over the top she snapped... Future Karkat's got his hands full when he contacts her again.



Tange9t	Nov 12 2010, 09:03 AM Post #534
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	That was awesomely awesome. Poor Future!Karkat though /o/



The Grim Lich	Nov 12 2010, 12:30 PM Post #535
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Poor future Karkat. He's done nothing except make Jade even angrier at him.



Lemubaby	Nov 12 2010, 12:41 PM Post #536
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I totally predicted Dave interrupting the memo. After Jade mentioned a "knight" and Karkat vaguely quoted Dave ("angry grub[radio edit] power alone") and remembering how Dave teased Karkat earlier, claiming that he made a move on Jade and she turned him down... yeah. Hussie, you magnificent storytelling genius. Even the tiny details work perfectly.



Poui	Nov 12 2010, 07:08 PM Post #537
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Mima Nov 12 2010, 06:09 AM Poui Nov 12 2010, 05:35 AM so you'll see the picture for the latest update and think "yeah there's pretty much no way this isn't gonna be the greatest thing" and want to just sit there laughing for a solid minute at that alone but no you have to go on and read the log you must it is beautiful if by beautiful you mean heart-wrenchingly upsetting she didn't need to be so mean to Karkat jeez ;-; I dunno, I think he deserved every word. On another note, Karkat's also a Knight. On another other note, Jade's colourful fingers are gone now.



Lachesis	Nov 14 2010, 01:58 PM Post #538
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	I'm sure we can all see the updates that are coming along and comment on them, so I will draw your attention elsewhere this time. We've had a couple rounds of formspring answers recently !!!!!!!! There are two links, by the way.



The Phantom Squee	Nov 16 2010, 02:05 PM Post #539
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Quote: GG: dave got to bring back a dead bird because of course he is too cool to have any dead family members [radio edit]. Nice knowing you, Bro.



The Grim Lich	Nov 16 2010, 04:07 PM Post #540
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...I dunno, Bro and Jack were pretty evenly matched. Plus Bro now has the power of Frankencal on his side.

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