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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

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You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Necare	Sep 18 2010, 06:01 PM Post #21
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Yes. [radio edit] yes. Hell. [radio edit]ing. Yes.



The Phantom Squee	Sep 18 2010, 06:37 PM Post #22
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	hopy shit



The Grim Lich	Sep 18 2010, 07:43 PM Post #23
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	I think this revelation (revelawesome?) means that we're going to be entering [title="Act Sux"]Act Six[/title] soon.



The Phantom Squee	Sep 18 2010, 07:52 PM Post #24
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Well, we're still going to be having stuff with the kids at least a little bit before Act 6 starts.



The Grim Lich	Sep 18 2010, 07:56 PM Post #25
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Well, yeah, but this is a pretty clear sign that Act 5 is almost over. I mean, Make Her Pay wasn't the EoA flash, so we've still got that, if nothing else.



AstraSage	Sep 18 2010, 08:18 PM Post #26
The Spectral Star Posts: 3,161 Group: Luna Clan Member #103 Joined: October 13, 2006 Gender: a Guy Blog: LurkingNotes Country: Ven True Name: AstraSage	Nice update, I can pretty much see the curtains rolling with the last one...



Lemubaby	Sep 19 2010, 11:07 AM Post #27
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Make Her Pay made me implode from too much awesome. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIeFCi_8tos&feature=related[/youtube]



Necare	Sep 19 2010, 05:51 PM Post #28
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Astra was right, we got the curtain call. And a video introduction to the next act. And guys. Guys. Guuuuuuys. Holy shit you guys. Holy shit. Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.



SeaMonkeyFarmer	Sep 19 2010, 06:01 PM Post #29
Wifey Posts: 7,422 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #336 Joined: June 2, 2008 Gender: Female Country: United Kingdom	It's taking quite a while to load for me. This is hopefully a good sign. \o/ It was just my computer being fail D: But, yeah, holy shiiiiiiiit! Edited by SeaMonkeyFarmer, Sep 19 2010, 06:05 PM.



Peakay	Sep 19 2010, 06:06 PM Post #30
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Wait, wait, waaaaaaiiiit a second. I didn't even Can someone explain what just happened?



The Phantom Squee	Sep 19 2010, 06:21 PM Post #31
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Prince Kris Sep 19 2010, 06:06 PM Wait, wait, waaaaaaiiiit a second. I didn't even Can someone explain what just happened? Karkat is in hatelove with John.



Necare	Sep 19 2010, 06:23 PM Post #32
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Might I add that this is one of the quadrants involving procreation.



AstraSage	Sep 19 2010, 06:29 PM Post #33
The Spectral Star Posts: 3,161 Group: Luna Clan Member #103 Joined: October 13, 2006 Gender: a Guy Blog: LurkingNotes Country: Ven True Name: AstraSage	... tthaaat gives a new insight to a lot of things...



Lemubaby	Sep 19 2010, 06:35 PM Post #34
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Welp. Confusion is over nine thousand.



The Grim Lich	Sep 19 2010, 07:31 PM Post #35
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	...I think my brain broke. ...I'm going to watch it again. \|{> ...I think that's kinda spade-like.



Necare	Sep 19 2010, 07:34 PM Post #36
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	It is.



The Grim Lich	Sep 19 2010, 07:45 PM Post #37
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	I meant my \|{> thingy. WHich looks more like a proper spade in the Fast Reply box.



The Phantom Squee	Sep 19 2010, 07:48 PM Post #38
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I know the official forums have some symbols that are used forumwide for these. Hearts <3 and diamonds <> are pretty obvious, I think spades is something like <3< and clubs is c3<.



The Sin Thesis	Sep 19 2010, 08:02 PM Post #39
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	Ahahaha.... I still kind of wonder why trolls have gender, if they so heavily imply it works despite the genders of the pairs. This was sweet, in a very strange way, though. It didn't look anything like antagonistic hatred, or whatever. Also: John is Canadian? Edited by The Sin Thesis, Sep 19 2010, 08:03 PM.



Peakay	Sep 19 2010, 08:05 PM Post #40
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Karkat is homosexual D:

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