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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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The Phantom Squee	Oct 19 2010, 04:28 PM Post #281
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Wait, Gamzee's in the one with Vriska too? Checks Oh gawd he is. Gamzee, you lurker.



The Grim Lich	Oct 19 2010, 05:09 PM Post #282
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	lawl XD Yay lurker Gamzee!



Chrono Ivan	Oct 19 2010, 06:59 PM Post #283
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	He's photobombing.



Necare	Oct 20 2010, 11:08 AM Post #284
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	The conversation Karkat just had with Dave and John. Holy balls. I've already died laughing, and I seem to be doing it all over again.



Peakay	Oct 20 2010, 11:24 AM Post #285
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	what. [radio edit].



The Phantom Squee	Oct 20 2010, 11:57 AM Post #286
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Troll romance sure is weird!



The Grim Lich	Oct 20 2010, 01:03 PM Post #287
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Oh, Karkat. Being confused by the incest taboo. Eeeheeheeheehee.



Poui	Oct 20 2010, 02:05 PM Post #288
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	that might just be the most wonderfully painful conversation I ever did read. oh wow.



UltaFlame	Oct 20 2010, 03:18 PM Post #289
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	BTW guys, we're getting to the good part where Karkat reveals his plan.



Lemubaby	Oct 20 2010, 08:20 PM Post #290
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	That hurt to read, oh god. Dave just kept dishing it out.



Will	Oct 20 2010, 08:23 PM Post #291
Anime was a mistake Posts: 3,227 Group: Luna Clan Member #650 Joined: June 26, 2010 Gender: Map Country: #226# Blog: #226# True Name: Will	Sorta off topic, but not. Who wants to Pesterchum?



The Sin Thesis	Oct 20 2010, 09:01 PM Post #292
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	I'm not sure how this works, but my handle is gauntArtificer.



The Phantom Squee	Oct 20 2010, 09:28 PM Post #293
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I downloaded that a little while ago. I'm not on lately because of the virus, but my chumhandle is apocryphalCartographer. I'm not sure I ever got it working properly, though.



Will	Oct 20 2010, 09:34 PM Post #294
Anime was a mistake Posts: 3,227 Group: Luna Clan Member #650 Joined: June 26, 2010 Gender: Map Country: #226# Blog: #226# True Name: Will	Mine seems to work fine. I spoke with the testBot. My chumhandle is psychoGamespawn. Shut up, I made it up in 5 seconds.



Peytral	Oct 20 2010, 10:02 PM Post #295
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	fallaciousInstrumentalist here.



Will	Oct 20 2010, 10:03 PM Post #296
Anime was a mistake Posts: 3,227 Group: Luna Clan Member #650 Joined: June 26, 2010 Gender: Map Country: #226# Blog: #226# True Name: Will	You changed it?



Peytral	Oct 20 2010, 10:32 PM Post #297
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	Yes.



The Phantom Squee	Oct 20 2010, 10:55 PM Post #298
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	>Vriska: immediately lose interest in Nicholas Cage Oh, but you could NEVER do that!!!!!!!! What a marvelous creature he is. What a daring dream, to combine the only redeeming qualities of humanity with the elegance and nobility of the Troll kingdom. How you wish you could know his world. To hear one night his muted, street tough feet traipse up your stairs. A low but friendly growl unsettles your slumber, and as the sopor clears from your eyes they detect a distinct shape's shadow cutting sunlight. A mysterious stuffed rabbit invites. Wouldn't his present suit you? Would not this rough around the edges gift prove to you his undying loyalty? No need to answer. Newfound flush feelings slough from the hating mind like a useless dead membrane as a more visceral sapience takes over. A simpler quadrant is in charge now, a force untouched by the concerns and burdens of the upright, unfostered since your youth yet completely intact. It now drives you through the midday brush, your hands quickly searching this Earth "Youtube", unearthing with each bold click a new animation depicting HIM~. But not for long, as you and the John human both know that he~ has perished in the meteor storm that grasped their planet. You note his red blood and don't even care.



Peytral	Oct 20 2010, 10:58 PM Post #299
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	olololololololol



Tange9t	Oct 20 2010, 11:17 PM Post #300
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	~~handle is surroundedGrapefruit. ADD MEH.~~ Never mind, can't get it to work, for some reason the BIN file didn't come with the download for me so I can't run the windows one, and my name change won't save on the mac one (which I have no idea why I'm able to run) Also, lol @ the prospect of VriskaxJohn. That's funny.

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