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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Saelnaha	Oct 14 2010, 11:03 AM Post #241
Ｌｅｔ'ｓｊｕｓｔｗａｉｔａｎｄｓｅｅｗｈａｔｈａｐｐｅｎｓ. Posts: 8,780 Group: Venus Clan Member #569 Joined: January 23, 2010 Gender: Level 293, Rarity ZERO Country: #238# Theme Song: https://youtu.be/j3URR2g2ImU	Poui Oct 13 2010, 10:14 PM guys hey guys This is the BEST THING.



Lemubaby	Oct 14 2010, 05:05 PM Post #242
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Well, it seems to be confirmed that Maplehoof is dead.



SeaMonkeyFarmer	Oct 14 2010, 05:08 PM Post #243
Wifey Posts: 7,422 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #336 Joined: June 2, 2008 Gender: Female Country: United Kingdom	I don't know if I even want to keep reading Homestuck after this ;_;



Lemubaby	Oct 14 2010, 05:10 PM Post #244
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Character deeeeeeaaaaaaaath ;___________________;



Peakay	Oct 14 2010, 05:15 PM Post #245
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Wasn't it obvious? >_>



Poui	Oct 14 2010, 06:30 PM Post #246
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Why would you stop reading now, you'd be missing so much lulz all the lulz all of them



Chrono Ivan	Oct 14 2010, 06:57 PM Post #247
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	Ah yes, how wonderful Scribblenauts truly is. :3 or memetic.



Poui	Oct 14 2010, 09:09 PM Post #248
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	this is a beautiful stream of shenanigans, what's going down here.



The Phantom Squee	Oct 15 2010, 02:23 PM Post #249
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Quote: GC: WH4T 1S YOUR SP3C13S C4LL3D TG: north american hollering phallus baboon GC: >:? GC: 1 TH1NK YOU M1GHT B3 PULL1NG MY FROND, F3M4L3 34RTHL1NG TG: no its true we are highly endangered TG: when our territory is threatened thats when the indiscriminate [radio edit]ing begins TG: could [radio edit] a circus tent down a gas tank TG: bunch it up in there good TG: slam the lid and drive away TG: beep beep albino hairless dickmonkey coming through GC: 1M NOT SUR3 WH4T TH4T M34NS GC: BUT 1 SUSP3CT 1T W4S SOM3TH1NG H1GHLY L4SC1V1OUS >:\| TG: the glittering civilization before you was built on angry ape[radio edit] power alone TG: stand agog and marvel [radio edit] This is why I love Dave.



Necare	Oct 15 2010, 04:39 PM Post #250
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	That entire conversation was wonderful. I love how Terezi ended up trolling him a bit with the tears comment and she gave him the inspiration for Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.



Poui	Oct 15 2010, 08:48 PM Post #251
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Which makes me wonder even more about these.



Tange9t	Oct 15 2010, 09:49 PM Post #252
Spooky Posts: 10,908 Group: Venus Clan Member #682 Joined: August 29, 2010 Gender: Female Country: #225# True Name: Tan Theme Song: https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o	Finally got around to catching up today, was a few hundred pages behind for a while there.



Poui	Oct 16 2010, 12:28 AM Post #253
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Andrew's Formspring What is it with Terezi's burnt red eyes? Why are they, well, red? I mean, it can't be her blood since she is teal. They are red because I selected the bucket tool, and then selected #ff0000, and then clicked her eyes. lol'd. Also, delicious salty tears.



Jackal	Oct 16 2010, 01:35 AM Post #254
Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere Posts: 8,106 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #201 Joined: June 11, 2007 Gender: Male Blog: The Pharaoh's Tomb Country: #226# True Name: Jackal	From a convo Squee and I had: Quote: Jackal says: ...Wow, I just realized. I was born on a day where the leap year switches my sign from Aquarius to Pisces Eridan to Feferi A dude who wants to kill all land-dwellers to the one who is shy and wants to help everyone The tsun to the dere Squee says: Ahaha oh wow Jackal says: Holy crap What are the odds Astronomical, at least Squee says: Pun intended? Jackal says: Yes.



UltaFlame	Oct 16 2010, 01:36 AM Post #255
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	It is things like these that make life worth living.



Poui	Oct 16 2010, 01:37 AM Post #256
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	oh wow, indeed. EDIT: ASTROLOGY AND ASTRONOMY ARE NOT THE SAME THING GODDAMNIT /raeg



The Phantom Squee	Oct 16 2010, 10:06 AM Post #257
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Poui Oct 16 2010, 01:37 AM oh wow, indeed. EDIT: ASTROLOGY AND ASTRONOMY ARE NOT THE SAME THING GODDAMNIT /raeg Oh, believe me, I know that. I am one of the fiercest opponents of getting the two mixed up. The pun still works, though.



Lemubaby	Oct 16 2010, 08:16 PM Post #258
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I had a seizure on the bed after reading Dave and Terezi's conversation. THE BEST THING.



The Phantom Squee	Oct 17 2010, 08:03 PM Post #259
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Oh yeah Delf, Lemu's sig reminded me, I meant to show you this



Poui	Oct 17 2010, 08:21 PM Post #260
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Don't know anything about Persona, but I love that the artist coloured everyone's hair and eyes, and now that mental image cannot be unseen.

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