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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

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You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
Tweet Topic Started: Sep 17 2010, 10:41 AM (80,977 Views)
UltaFlame	Oct 13 2010, 05:20 PM Post #221
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	I still want pics, Jackal. Also, these events take place before any and all of the troll sessions and pesterlogs involving the trolls and the kids.



The Grim Lich	Oct 13 2010, 06:52 PM Post #222
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Jackal Oct 13 2010, 05:12 PM Prince Kris Oct 13 2010, 04:32 PM Oh yeah, I just realized that the initials that are used by the kids and trolls are also the initials for the bases found in DNA. A(denine), C(cytosine), guanine (G) and thymine (T) I'm so slow at this. Choo choo! It's the daily Slow Train's routine! -- Seriously, cannot get over how creepy Terezi's eyes are. Jegus. Also, i'm totally going to cosplay Kanaya at some point guys o/ \o



Lachesis	Oct 13 2010, 07:40 PM Post #223
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	In this update, trolls view the wrong point in time. TRY AGAIN.



UltaFlame	Oct 13 2010, 07:44 PM Post #224
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Why would Feferi get in on viewing this?



Peytral	Oct 13 2010, 07:44 PM Post #225
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	Oh them.



SeaMonkeyFarmer	Oct 13 2010, 07:45 PM Post #226
Wifey Posts: 7,422 Group: Smartass Teenager Member #336 Joined: June 2, 2008 Gender: Female Country: United Kingdom	What if the pony isn't okay? ;_; (Seriously!)



Mima	Oct 13 2010, 07:55 PM Post #227
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	who'th that douthchebag? furthermore Fef is stupid bluh bluh bluh wants to be close to Sollux like the STUPID [radio edit] she is hurting Eridan's feelings ugh



The Phantom Squee	Oct 13 2010, 08:13 PM Post #228
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Jackal Oct 13 2010, 05:12 PM Prince Kris Oct 13 2010, 04:32 PM Oh yeah, I just realized that the initials that are used by the kids and trolls are also the initials for the bases found in DNA. A(denine), C(cytosine), guanine (G) and thymine (T) I'm so slow at this. Choo choo! It's the daily Slow Train's routine! -- Seriously, cannot get over how creepy Terezi's eyes are. Jegus. Also, i'm totally going to cosplay Kanaya at some point guys o/ Seriously man what is with you and your cosplaying girls. ~~Let me know so I can join in.~~



Poui	Oct 13 2010, 09:30 PM Post #229
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Did no one get a reverse psycheout combo effect out of yesterday's update? It was all "oh look she actually takes off her glasses only for her eyes to be closed, yeahhh we're never gonna get to see what her blind eyes look like" and then the next thing you know it's like "OHSHI--"



UltaFlame	Oct 13 2010, 09:31 PM Post #230
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Didn't we see her blind eyes way back in 4478 when she went blind?



Poui	Oct 13 2010, 09:33 PM Post #231
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Yeah, but we couldn't be sure they were just pure red; it was more of an assumption...



Peakay	Oct 13 2010, 09:38 PM Post #232
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Maple is DEAD.



The Grim Lich	Oct 13 2010, 09:41 PM Post #233
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	NOOOOOO~ MAPLEHOOOOOOOOOF~



Poui	Oct 13 2010, 10:14 PM Post #234
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	guys hey guys



UltaFlame	Oct 13 2010, 10:28 PM Post #235
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	I don't get it, Poui.



Lachesis	Oct 13 2010, 10:30 PM Post #236
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Have you read Problem Sleuth? If not, that might help.



UltaFlame	Oct 13 2010, 10:32 PM Post #237
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	I read it, and I get the Sleuth Diplomacy thing since it was more like an attack but what does the animation have to do with it? I'm so confused.



Lachesis	Oct 13 2010, 10:33 PM Post #238
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Sleuth Diplomacy spawned a pair of guns.



UltaFlame	Oct 13 2010, 10:34 PM Post #239
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Ah. Okay.



Lemubaby	Oct 14 2010, 10:49 AM Post #240
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	I got the joke and I didn't even read Problem Sleuth. ...It's on my "to-do" list...

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