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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Necare	Oct 25 2014, 07:11 AM Post #2221
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH WHAT THE [radio edit] JUST HAPPENED I AM FREAKING THE [radio edit] OUT OVER HERE.



The Phantom Squee	Oct 25 2014, 01:52 PM Post #2222
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE



Clawford	Oct 25 2014, 03:11 PM Post #2223
has no style Posts: 4,673 Group: Luna Clan Member #1,160 Joined: January 11, 2014 Country: #0#



Lemubaby	Oct 25 2014, 04:26 PM Post #2224
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	im laughing i cant even be emotionally invested in this anymore wow



Lemubaby	Oct 26 2014, 02:37 PM Post #2225
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6



The Sin Thesis	Oct 26 2014, 11:43 PM Post #2226
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	So, uh, who isn't dead?



Necare	Oct 27 2014, 05:30 PM Post #2227
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	...Uh. Wow. John and Her Imperious Condescension, I think. Roxy and maybe Rose? And Dirk but he wasn't involved in that cluster[radio edit] to begin with. Oh and maybe Terezi survived, I dunno.



Clawford	Oct 27 2014, 05:54 PM Post #2228
has no style Posts: 4,673 Group: Luna Clan Member #1,160 Joined: January 11, 2014 Country: #0#	Caliborn too and well technically Sollux is half-dead.



Necare	Oct 27 2014, 06:03 PM Post #2229
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Yeah but Caliborn was a given because time majyyks.



Lemubaby	Oct 29 2014, 01:42 PM Post #2230
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Y'know, WV is eventually going to find out what PM did to Dave



The Sin Thesis	Oct 29 2014, 06:48 PM Post #2231
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	I'm calling it ahead of time: John's alpha-timeline-modifying time/space jump hax will bring most, if not all, of the cast back to life.



Clawford	Nov 2 2014, 01:53 PM Post #2232
has no style Posts: 4,673 Group: Luna Clan Member #1,160 Joined: January 11, 2014 Country: #0#	God [radio edit]ing damnit Gamzee.



Lemubaby	Nov 7 2014, 03:54 PM Post #2233
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Spoiler: click to toggle I can't even be bothered being sad anymore



Necare	Nov 9 2014, 05:45 AM Post #2234
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUrqgEFDvM4&feature=youtu.be&a I, uh... Yeah.



The Phantom Squee	Nov 9 2014, 05:07 PM Post #2235
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE



Clawford	Nov 9 2014, 05:20 PM Post #2236
has no style Posts: 4,673 Group: Luna Clan Member #1,160 Joined: January 11, 2014 Country: #0#	Now we just need Nic Cage.



Lemubaby	Nov 13 2014, 04:05 PM Post #2237
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	is he even aware



Seraphim	Nov 13 2014, 08:00 PM Post #2238
~Burning Upon My Pyre~ Posts: 3,033 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #479 Joined: May 31, 2009 Gender: Thetamorph Blog: Mmmmmmm blogs. Country: #8# True Name: Tabris Theme Song: Set It Off - Breathe In, Breathe Out	I...I have absolutely no words left for what I've read up to this point. None. Whatsoever. Spoiler: click to toggle Okay I lied, I'm extremely happy miss Legislacerator is still alive and as forceful as ever. <33333 F1X 1T, JOHN, F1X 1T. ]:<



Lemubaby	Nov 15 2014, 05:08 PM Post #2239
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	guys? Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-u_CcjHrOs



Clawford	Dec 11 2014, 01:15 PM Post #2240
has no style Posts: 4,673 Group: Luna Clan Member #1,160 Joined: January 11, 2014 Country: #0#	The password is a trap for the next gigapause. edit:wow i'm an idiot

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