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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

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You become a Kradenette.

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Poui	Oct 12 2010, 12:42 AM Post #201
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	I should've stopped trying to make sense of Terezi's sense of smell at some point long ago, shouldn't I.



The Grim Lich	Oct 12 2010, 12:57 AM Post #202
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	She's got a supertrollish sense of smell. XD



Necare	Oct 12 2010, 02:18 AM Post #203
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	When you factor in the separate universes and time travel and the Scratch, I'm not even going to try to understand what just happened. Or when.



Mima	Oct 12 2010, 05:34 AM Post #204
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	So who wants to bet the Scratch was caused by Dave's attempt to wire some Boondollars to Terezi in the past? also SOUR APPLE TO THE SNOUT



Peytral	Oct 12 2010, 05:42 AM Post #205
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	Mima Oct 12 2010, 05:34 AM So who wants to bet the Scratch was caused by Dave's attempt to wire some Boondollars to Terezi in the past? also SOUR APPLE TO THE SNOUT oh god this is so possible even though it totally shouldn't be



Mima	Oct 12 2010, 06:41 AM Post #206
Parishioner Posts: 268 Group: Clanless Member #674 Joined: August 7, 2010 Gender: female Country: #226# Blog: aerialocto.tumblr.com	Peytral Oct 12 2010, 05:42 AM Mima Oct 12 2010, 05:34 AM So who wants to bet the Scratch was caused by Dave's attempt to wire some Boondollars to Terezi in the past? also SOUR APPLE TO THE SNOUT oh god this is so possible even though it totally shouldn't be But you know it completely is possible I mean



Lemubaby	Oct 12 2010, 08:51 AM Post #207
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	THEORY OF RELATIVITY, GUYS. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. Oh, BTW, guess what was on DeviantArt's front page today: Wow. Abstract.



The Grim Lich	Oct 12 2010, 11:36 AM Post #208
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Peytral Oct 12 2010, 05:42 AM Mima Oct 12 2010, 05:34 AM So who wants to bet the Scratch was caused by Dave's attempt to wire some Boondollars to Terezi in the past? also SOUR APPLE TO THE SNOUT oh god this is so possible even though it totally shouldn't be It's too early from John's POV for that to cause the scratch. That's how this bullshit works, there's timeframes and time loopholes and time loops and all that temporal bullshit.



Peakay	Oct 12 2010, 02:29 PM Post #209
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	It's all about the weird time shit and weird plot shit.



Lemubaby	Oct 12 2010, 06:07 PM Post #210
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Wat. Just wat.



Necare	Oct 13 2010, 01:16 AM Post #211
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	I thought it was established that the existence of Rose's FAQ was the cause of the Scratch? Or maybe it was just a contributer, who can keep track of this crap. Also, intriguing update is intriguing. Major lulz at Vriska referencing Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.



Lemubaby	Oct 13 2010, 08:30 AM Post #212
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Lulz at Future Vriska's abbrieviated name being "hot hunk of manmeat" ...and kind of "awwww"'d at Terezi crewing on her glasses. Dunno why.~~DAMMIT BOYD GET OUT OF MY HEAD~~



Hinoa	Oct 13 2010, 08:46 AM Post #213
Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012 Posts: 12,946 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #123 Joined: November 29, 2006 Blog: Witty Blog Name Country: #226# True Name: [Fate/verse joke here] Theme Song: http://youtu.be/I7sZYwCBb-0	Lemubaby Oct 13 2010, 08:30 AM Lulz at Future Vriska's abbrieviated name being "hot hunk of manmeat" ...and kind of "awwww"'d at Terezi crewing on her glasses. Dunno why.~~DAMMIT BOYD GET OUT OF MY HEAD~~ I remember the abbreviation for Future arachnidsGrip was lampshaded in Act 5A, here.



Jackal	Oct 13 2010, 09:39 AM Post #214
Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere Posts: 8,106 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #201 Joined: June 11, 2007 Gender: Male Blog: The Pharaoh's Tomb Country: #226# True Name: Jackal	Oh Lordy, Terezi's eyes.



Necare	Oct 13 2010, 11:26 AM Post #215
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Hawt.



The Grim Lich	Oct 13 2010, 01:32 PM Post #216
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	I agree with Terezi. That is an absolutely preposterous amount of money.



Peakay	Oct 13 2010, 02:00 PM Post #217
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Another "what" reaction. Lawl.



Calibrations	Oct 13 2010, 04:05 PM Post #218
cock ninja Posts: 10,441 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #240 Joined: August 18, 2007 Gender: ALL OF THEM Blog: BROKEN SHADOW SMOKE MIRRORS Country: #229# True Name: infinitemoose	Yessssssss I finally caught up!!!!!!!!



Peakay	Oct 13 2010, 04:32 PM Post #219
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Oh yeah, I just realized that the initials that are used by the kids and trolls are also the initials for the bases found in DNA. A(denine), C(cytosine), guanine (G) and thymine (T) I'm so slow at this.



Jackal	Oct 13 2010, 05:12 PM Post #220
Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere Posts: 8,106 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #201 Joined: June 11, 2007 Gender: Male Blog: The Pharaoh's Tomb Country: #226# True Name: Jackal	Prince Kris Oct 13 2010, 04:32 PM Oh yeah, I just realized that the initials that are used by the kids and trolls are also the initials for the bases found in DNA. A(denine), C(cytosine), guanine (G) and thymine (T) I'm so slow at this. Choo choo! It's the daily Slow Train's routine! -- Seriously, cannot get over how creepy Terezi's eyes are. Jegus. Also, i'm totally going to cosplay Kanaya at some point guys o/

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