Homestuck

Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Already one of us? Make your presence known:

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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Peakay	Apr 17 2012, 09:07 AM Post #2101
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	Gamzee is amazing, that is all.



Poui	Apr 17 2012, 08:33 PM Post #2102
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	but why is he there (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻



Lemubaby	Apr 18 2012, 06:39 AM Post #2103
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6



~~Sithis~~	Apr 18 2012, 07:24 AM Post #2104
Sage Posts: 824 Group: Banned Member #903 Joined: October 5, 2011 Blog: [radio edit] off	Latest update: What. The. [radio edit]! What the [radio edit]ing [radio edit]?! I'm not sure whether to find this horrifying or hilarious, or both.



Karasu	Apr 18 2012, 08:46 AM Post #2105
Posts: 509 Group: Luna Clan Member #451 Joined: February 10, 2009	gamzee, you magnificent bastard.



Lemubaby	Apr 18 2012, 09:48 AM Post #2106
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	~~futa~~



The Phantom Squee	Apr 18 2012, 03:58 PM Post #2107
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Lemubaby Apr 18 2012, 09:48 AM ~~futa~~ The Phantom Squee whacks Lemu with a rolled-up newspaper



~~Sithis~~	Apr 19 2012, 08:25 AM Post #2108
Sage Posts: 824 Group: Banned Member #903 Joined: October 5, 2011 Blog: [radio edit] off	This tumblr post pretty much sums up how I felt about that update: Spoiler: click to toggle Quote: That�s it. I give up. A potentially axe murderous/potentially high as shit alien juggalo teenage boy just threw the mutilated dead corpses of his love interest and his love interest�s stalker/friend into a whirling ball of light to make them a guide for a teenage girl from another universe who is the sole heiress to a multinational baking goods corporation run by a genocidal million year old empress through a game that will lead to the destruction of her home universe and the creation of a new one. While wearing a codpiece. I give up trying to predict what�s going to happen next in Homestuck.



Lachesis	Apr 20 2012, 09:11 AM Post #2109
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	People, people, hey, people This update reminded me of something, since it appears we have shenanigans about to happen in dreamland. Well, "about" in a loose sense, given that Hussie is writing. REMEMBER THE ALTERNIABOUND ALBUM All the art in it came straight from the comic! Except for one song.



Lemubaby	Apr 21 2012, 12:31 PM Post #2110
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6



Lemubaby	May 3 2012, 10:43 AM Post #2111
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Bless these recent updates. It's good to be reminded how hilarious of a villain Jack really is.



Moose	May 10 2012, 02:38 AM Post #2112
Spirit Posts: 3,846 Group: Clanless Member #463 Joined: March 27, 2009 Country: #225# True Name: Sacra Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q	ummm what is he doing to her



Lemubaby	May 11 2012, 07:59 PM Post #2113
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Someone's already made an edit I'm not gonna go into details



Poui	May 11 2012, 08:15 PM Post #2114
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Only one? I'd have imagined there were an assortment.



Lin	May 13 2012, 10:00 PM Post #2115
Worthy Posts: 191 Group: Clanless Member #979 Joined: May 12, 2012 Country: France	Yeah if they didn't the fandom's really losing steam. Hello there I am not reading 100+ pages of this orz



The Phantom Squee	May 13 2012, 10:17 PM Post #2116
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Don't worry, you're not missing out on any intelligent conversation that hasn't already been resolved. =P



Lin	May 13 2012, 11:01 PM Post #2117
Worthy Posts: 191 Group: Clanless Member #979 Joined: May 12, 2012 Country: France	Intelligent conversation? In my homestuck fandom?



The Phantom Squee	May 13 2012, 11:07 PM Post #2118
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Well, okay, that may have been a bit generous of me.



Lemubaby	May 31 2012, 06:41 AM Post #2119
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	DARKLEER'S PONYTAIL also I may be in lesbians with Meenah



Lemubaby	Jul 7 2012, 09:58 PM Post #2120
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	So who's watched the anime?

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