Homestuck

Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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The Phantom Squee	Mar 15 2012, 10:23 PM Post #2081
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	It sure is a good thing the Beta kids are bringing a fully-prototyped Skaia with them!



Poui	Mar 15 2012, 10:31 PM Post #2082
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Also a Genesis Frog, providing of course it survived being dunked into lava. I wonder whether the shiny white frog Jade needed to complete the code is on Jake's island.



Lemubaby	Mar 17 2012, 12:43 PM Post #2083
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	So this is a thing now [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxRzR63adPo&feature=related[/youtube]



Wally Caine	Mar 17 2012, 02:34 PM Post #2084
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	And a beautiful thing it is.



Lemubaby	Mar 22 2012, 12:01 PM Post #2085
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Do you hear that? It is the sound of every John ship being torpedoed.



Peakay	Mar 22 2012, 01:59 PM Post #2086
me IRL Posts: 7,051 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #227 Joined: July 18, 2007 Gender: I'm a skeleton Country: That one with the Llamas	And it's beautiful.



Lemubaby	Mar 23 2012, 11:23 AM Post #2087
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	New avatar relevant to update



TD260	Mar 25 2012, 11:15 AM Post #2088
Worthy Posts: 156 Group: Clanless Member #850 Joined: June 29, 2011 Gender: Gentleman Country: #0#	so... I just read through the entire archive of homestuck in about 4 days. ... no point to be made, really. Just wanted to mention it.



The Phantom Squee	Mar 25 2012, 11:20 PM Post #2089
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Cool. (o_o)b You are a much faster reader than I. So it looks like we're getting the ancestors' names before they're "officially" introduced this time. I like it better this way, no dicking around with calling people Ro-Lal and crap.



Lemubaby	Mar 27 2012, 01:10 PM Post #2090
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Meenah is a cool name I like it



TD260	Mar 28 2012, 07:41 PM Post #2091
Worthy Posts: 156 Group: Clanless Member #850 Joined: June 29, 2011 Gender: Gentleman Country: #0#	I'm interested in learning where the ancestor's ancestor plot is leading.



Dracobolt	Mar 31 2012, 05:59 PM Post #2092
Incorrigible Posts: 72,032 Group: Kid Squid Member #25 Joined: September 11, 2005 Gender: Female Blog: Creative Contemplation and Random Rumination Country: #226# True Name: Braco the Magnificent Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMhvS8oGXQU	Finally caught up! Now I need to find a way to distract myself and fill the void in my soul for another year until my next archive binge. :U



Lemubaby	Apr 8 2012, 06:03 PM Post #2093
(_(_( ・ω・) Posts: 9,256 Group: Venus Clan Member #671 Joined: August 3, 2010 Gender: I sit when I pee Country: #0# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/mgenbj6	Did you listen to the soundtrack too, Draco?



The Phantom Squee	Apr 14 2012, 10:17 PM Post #2094
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	So, Beta kids are going to have noble gases in their lands, it looks like. Helium, neon, krypton, xenon. Edit: Ahahaha, nice little jab at troll-fanfic writers on one of the tablets too.



daigonite	Apr 14 2012, 10:31 PM Post #2095
Posts: 544 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #559 Joined: December 28, 2009 Gender: dudebro Country: Country - ory True Name: No McNo-ington	Am I the only person on the internet apparently who can enjoy it from a distance, but every time I try to indulge in it I never have the patience for it? I mean, its INTERESTING and FUN TO PLAY WITH but I just don't have the patience for super epic awesome 50 page action sequences. I mean, I WANT to like it. I really do. I just don't though. uthththththgafiashdf Damn me and my gnat attention span, and apologies for the off-topic-ness.



Princess Emi	Apr 14 2012, 11:33 PM Post #2096
I'm the motherfactoring princess Posts: 3,571 Group: Sol Clan Member #844 Joined: June 27, 2011 Gender: Sugoi Country: #226# True Name: Eminamimoto	kind of not. I like what I have read but I just can't really read it for long (without cracking up and laughing at least once every 3 pages fffff so easily amused). however, I can't really do ANYTHING for long either. that includes my fandoms. as I've said before I'm like that with things like KHR and Puella Magi. I really prefer playing games to reading/watching things :/ edit: oh. forgot to say that I AM reading it all this time >:0 because lol femDave cosplay in a September con gotta know how to be semi in character etc. Princess Emi puts chess pawn in the toilet CHECKMATE........... Edited by Princess Emi, Apr 14 2012, 11:35 PM.



The Phantom Squee	Apr 14 2012, 11:40 PM Post #2097
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I don't really get the whole "being part of a fandom if you don't follow the actual show/comic/game" thing. But if that's what works best for you, well, whatever frosts your cupcakes.



Poui	Apr 15 2012, 08:23 PM Post #2098
Posts: 13,255 Group: Coatlicue Member #203 Joined: June 12, 2007 Gender: Female Country: #215# Theme Song: https://tinyurl.com/q7785ct	Perseus Apr 14 2012, 10:17 PM So, Beta kids are going to have noble gases in their lands, it looks like. Helium, neon, krypton, xenon. Ahhhhh. (You mean alpha kids, though.) Did everyone make it to the end of the game, by the way? First I didn't realize there was anything to do after lighting the lanterns, then upon replaying it I noticed the up arrow in the space where the lanterns had been and followed the rest of the game to the end. Anyway something occurred to me earlier. Dirk's AR program resides in his glasses, right? So what if the glasses break? Does the AR die? I am suddenly worried about Dirk's glasses breaking.



Lachesis	Apr 15 2012, 08:38 PM Post #2099
What are birds? Posts: 12,845 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #214 Joined: July 5, 2007 Gender: [NO_GENDER] Blog: The Chamber of Extinction Country: #0# Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE	Not necessarily. Certainly, if they're broken thoroughly enough, that probably does kill the program. But there's no reason even something like a lens getting completely destroyed would harm the program itself, depending on how it's set up. The program itself could be in the... wait, no, it's basically just two lenses. And kind of a bridge, I guess? Or is that more lens? Giant monolens glasses? Stupid overly fancy anime shades, how do you work? But no, just breaking does not automatically mean the AR dying, I think. Thorough destruction might. I will not be remotely surprised if HUSSIIIIEEEE toys with this.



The Phantom Squee	Apr 15 2012, 09:44 PM Post #2100
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Ah, right, alpha kids. I keep getting that mixed up because they're the second set. >.<

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