Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| The Phantom Squee | Dec 1 2011, 03:34 PM Post #2001 |
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Probably because weird crossover bullshit caused by the Scratch. May or may not be related to Condesce controlling Betty Crocker corp. |
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| Wally Caine | Dec 1 2011, 04:55 PM Post #2002 |
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Yeah, my assumption is that it's the influence of the Imperial Condensation, and possibly related to other influences, namely the fact that we don't know who/what is the first guardian in this universe. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Dec 1 2011, 05:12 PM Post #2003 |
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I don't know why but I laughed so hard. |
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| Wally Caine | Dec 1 2011, 07:51 PM Post #2004 |
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Yeah, I swear I spell it differently every time. I've given up getting it right. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Dec 2 2011, 07:58 PM Post #2005 |
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So, in keeping with Hussie's style of giving the characters prophetic chumhandles, I'm going to state now that I'm quite certain Jake's going to end up another Messiah figure, probably with a resurrection/godtier scene. I got nothing for the others, though. Maybe Bro will debate the nature of reality or something? |
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| b l o n d e b o n d | Dec 2 2011, 09:37 PM Post #2006 |
Wombo Combo
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| Seraphim | Dec 3 2011, 10:05 AM Post #2007 |
~Burning Upon My Pyre~
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Dammit, I may be late on this, but I wish Hussie would have shown Dave and Rose's reactions about meeting Sollux and Aradia when they reached God-Tier or something. It just kinda flew over everyone else when Cascade happened. ._. I'd have something to say to them. Or something. Bluh here I go blathering on again. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Dec 3 2011, 10:51 AM Post #2008 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Well, they haven't met yet, so we may yet get the chance to see that. |
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| Lemubaby | Dec 3 2011, 02:23 PM Post #2009 |
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| UltaFlame | Dec 3 2011, 07:09 PM Post #2010 |
Thanks Poui.
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I don't get it. |
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| Lachesis | Dec 3 2011, 07:15 PM Post #2011 |
What are birds?
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Ancestor!Kanaya raising Ancestor!Karkat from birth. Karkat kissing Kanaya Freud. |
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| Wally Caine | Dec 3 2011, 11:22 PM Post #2012 |
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To elaborate further, Karkat's ancestor's mother figure was Kanaya's ancestor. Karkat kissed Kanaya. Freud says that you want to have sex with/date your mother, or people like her. |
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| UltaFlame | Dec 3 2011, 11:30 PM Post #2013 |
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Thanks Poui.
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Nah I got it with Lach's description. /psychologymajor. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Dec 9 2011, 04:15 PM Post #2014 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Oh shit Guys I just realized Spoiler: click to toggle
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| The Grim Lich | Dec 11 2011, 07:52 PM Post #2015 |
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...but wait... that was before Skyrim... does that mean... Spoiler: click to toggle
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| b l o n d e b o n d | Dec 12 2011, 05:17 PM Post #2016 |
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My name is Andrew Hipster. I write a webcomic called Homestuck; you probably haven't heard of it. |
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| Lemubaby | Dec 12 2011, 09:40 PM Post #2017 |
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| Lemubaby | Dec 12 2011, 11:50 PM Post #2018 |
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oh shit puppy love |
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| Peakay | Dec 12 2011, 11:52 PM Post #2019 |
me IRL
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Too bad one of them will die soon. |
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| Lemubaby | Dec 13 2011, 12:02 AM Post #2020 |
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I do not recall how the topic came to be Homestuck, as it is not exactly a subject that I actively pursue to discuss offline. I stared at him for a moment and carefully pondered this seemingly reasonable request. Judging by the tone of the conversation up until now, he seemed to be genuinely curious and willing to read it. With that in mind, I wanted to avoid spoilers at all costs, but at the same time I wanted to provide an accurate explanation and intriguing enough summary that could at the very least somewhat begin to express just how in depth and interesting Homestuck really is. I should be able to do this, I thought to myself. Yes. Yes, out of all people, I should be able to. I should. This is what I do. I write analyses in my free time. That is a thing. That is one of my things. I do this. Yes. Still actively considering about how I could possibly accomplish this seemingly simple enough task, I realized that I had been staring at him for a while and quickly darted my eyes to the floor, then to the wall, and then to my mobile, which was patiently waiting for me on the table. To simply instruct him to read it would be rude. This is difficult, said my non-existent inner voice which would likely have been announced to the audience with some sort of mysterious echo had this been in a movie or a scene from an extremely cheesy drama. Wow, I was the worst possible person to ask this question. Really. Out of all the Homestucks in the world, out of the thousands and thousands of passionate fans out there that are patiently anticipating the day that they are granted the opportunity to answer such a question, he had to ask me. Me. Really, me. What great luck he has. Shit. I do not know how much time had passed. My awkward silence was surely causing some sort of uncomfortable and unnerving atmosphere. He could not hear my inner monologue, to both of our benefits. Perhaps he thought I was ignoring him. Perhaps he thought I was thinking about something else. Perhaps he thought that I never actually knew anything about Homestuck. Perhaps he doubted that I ever even read it. Perhaps he thought I was judging him. No, I was in the exact same situation quite recently. Really, I was. I decided that I needed to say something. Anything. I needed to open my mouth. Sounds happen. I can make sounds. It is possible for me. I do that. “It, uh…”, I finally stammered, forcing the words out, forcing myself to respond to his request. “Some…kids…play a game…and…stuff happens. Oh, and the plot is really deep.” Way to go, self. The conversation ended shortly after, but I spent the next 10 minutes quietly reevaluating my life and wondering how I came to this shameful point of becoming so incredibly distressed from the inability to properly explain a webcomic. |
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