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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

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You become a Kradenette.

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Homestuck; The End is Nigh
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AstraSage	Nov 11 2011, 06:28 AM Post #1981
The Spectral Star Posts: 3,161 Group: Luna Clan Member #103 Joined: October 13, 2006 Gender: a Guy Blog: LurkingNotes Country: Ven True Name: AstraSage	So Act 6... It's a Brand New Day on a Brand New Session... And Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff movie, huh?...



Necare	Nov 11 2011, 08:05 AM Post #1982
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	What. Is. Happening.



b l o n d e b o n d	Nov 11 2011, 08:21 AM Post #1983
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	excited



Moose	Nov 11 2011, 09:17 AM Post #1984
Spirit Posts: 3,846 Group: Clanless Member #463 Joined: March 27, 2009 Country: #225# True Name: Sacra Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q	uh



The Sin Thesis	Nov 11 2011, 09:35 AM Post #1985
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	Hahah, knew it. It's like the scratch that the Trolls had; the guardians and the heroes swapped places, and the new guardians have had major sway on this rebooted world's events. I wonder if any of the kids is going to be Jesus this time around.



Wally Caine	Nov 11 2011, 10:08 AM Post #1986
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	nod And presumably, it's a completely different earth, just like the troll's culture changed majorly. My biggest question is whether God Tier John and Dog Tier Jade are going to replace their respective guardians, or if they'll be in addition too. Both could be interesting.



The Phantom Squee	Nov 11 2011, 11:32 AM Post #1987
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Keep in mind that we don't know for sure yet whether the kids have actually become guardians, or whether the new kids will have new guardians altogether (Betty Crocker, for instance). Although given the precedent, it is likely that they'll have switched places... just not entirely certain. Also, The Phantom Squee greatly anticipates Kid-Bro. Edit: It just occurred to me that the new Exiles are likely to be Problem Sleuth and co.



UltaFlame	Nov 11 2011, 11:52 AM Post #1988
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	That would be amazingly awesome.



b l o n d e b o n d	Nov 11 2011, 12:38 PM Post #1989
Wombo Combo Posts: 4,887 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #500 Joined: July 26, 2009 True Name: Bond	I wonder what Hussie will do after Homestuck?



The Phantom Squee	Nov 11 2011, 12:42 PM Post #1990
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	He's said that he has another project planned, but no word on what exactly it will be.



UltaFlame	Nov 11 2011, 12:45 PM Post #1991
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Something that makes Homestuck look sane, probably.



The Phantom Squee	Nov 11 2011, 07:38 PM Post #1992
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Holy balls, is Jake the most badass ever, or is he the most badass ever? I... I'm not sure if Bro can top him. This worries me.



Seraphim	Nov 14 2011, 11:41 AM Post #1993
~Burning Upon My Pyre~ Posts: 3,033 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #479 Joined: May 31, 2009 Gender: Thetamorph Blog: Mmmmmmm blogs. Country: #8# True Name: Tabris Theme Song: Set It Off - Breathe In, Breathe Out	My first thought on watching the Act 6 flash? OH GOD NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN. I was heavily tempted to close the browser and flip the table that is HS for good. Then I decided 'Oh what the hell' and continued. Not bad. New session, new possibilities. This should be fun.



The Grim Lich	Nov 15 2011, 11:32 AM Post #1994
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	So Mom's last name is still Lalonde. Does this mean Bro's will still be Strider? Also, UU is an incredibly kind young man! :O



Wally Caine	Nov 15 2011, 11:36 AM Post #1995
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	*girl At least, we think so, since Jane called her a girl, and wasn't corrected. And yes, we already know Bro's last name will be Strider, since Jake called him that last pesterlog.



The Phantom Squee	Nov 15 2011, 11:49 AM Post #1996
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	Quote: 13th troll confirmed That aside, I wonder if UU's behavior is representative of reset-trollkind as a whole?



The Grim Lich	Nov 15 2011, 03:31 PM Post #1997
Legitimate Businessman Posts: 11,369 Group: Luna Clan Member #69 Joined: June 26, 2006 Gender: THIS AM GRIM, GRIM MAN Blog: Grim Tidings Country: Earth	Who knows?



Necare	Nov 19 2011, 05:45 PM Post #1998
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	And then we knew who Jade's grandson was.



Wally Caine	Nov 19 2011, 06:21 PM Post #1999
Living Embodiment of Wall Street Posts: 2,537 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #810 Joined: April 17, 2011 Gender: Street Country: #226# Blog: Wally Caine	And that he looks good in booty shorts. I blame Hussie.



UltaFlame	Dec 1 2011, 12:11 PM Post #2000
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	So uh, why are all the lusus on Jake's island?

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