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MY MECHANICS CLASS ISNT VERY GOOD AT LOGIC
Topic Started: Sep 16 2010, 12:13 PM (577 Views)
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cock ninja

so we had some work questons to do and i did one and got bored so i came up with an AMAZING idea where if you put a penny in the bank it will eventully be LOTS OF MONEY and after typing stuff into a calculator i found that if i put a penny in a bank and get 1% interest a year then after 1852 years i will be a MILLIONAIRRE and then my teacher was all sacra wtf are you doing that is not work questions and i was like mr teacher i have discovered the secret of how to become a millionairre and tried to explain it but everyone was all negative and they were all duhh youd be dead by then and then i EXTRAPOLATIED MY PLAN and realised that i would be rich by then and so i could buy immortality and a time machine and go back in time to stop myself dying/growing old but nobody understood because they are all bad logics so i drew a picture of a rathalos and cha-cha on the inside of the supply paper notebook so the next time someone wants to use it they will be confronted with ART
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

It's become way too hard to read your posts.
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Silverpine
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Starry Knight

I can give you a few more years, but... dearie, you have to pay for it.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

ths is the bwst logic
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X-treme Lurker

I did liek the same thing in mai Teckks crass but it was with scorpions not money and every1 wuz all liek "dood scorpions would kill u if u let dem crawl on u after provokermering dems" and i was ll liek "stfu homos" and then i got sent 2 the office 4 sexism or racism or sumthin trololol
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My only feel is murder
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Why not put in a dollar and decrease the time by 100X's?
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Artemis
Sep 16 2010, 04:26 PM
It's become way too hard to read your posts.
but i checked it for speling and everything :<

sd that would work too but only if the trading medium of the futeru was scoproions which is actualyl quite likely imo

but ians if you go down tHAT route yuo mihgt as well start of by puttin a million in the bamlkn
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

but you probably don't have a million to put in the bank. On the other hand, I would probably start with not one dollar, but TEN dollars! :nodnod:
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The Temple Asshole

I would just become a wildly successful businessman, and eventually rise to be the CEO of a multinational corporation, making your million dollars look paltry in comparison to the vast sums of money I would be paid every year.

...but I'd rather sit here and post on a nerdy message board.
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