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SRSLY CLASSY TOPIC; (No longer has free boobs OR candy. >=( )
Topic Started: Sep 11 2010, 06:36 PM (1,677 Views)
Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

Gilgamesh
Sep 12 2010, 12:52 AM
Hinoa
Sep 12 2010, 12:25 AM
Dracobolt
Sep 11 2010, 11:24 PM
What, you're not going to defend my honor from him, Hinoa? =3c

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
I thought we already established you didn't really have any honor to defend, Draco. But I have already made my daily threat against Boyd's well-being, so that's something, at least.

Hmm... I wonder what sort of a knife would work best for an impromptu vasectomy. Or perhaps I should do away with subtlety and just bust out the chainsaw...
You know, if I had her, she might not stalk you all the time. You could, you know, actually sleep at night :nodnod:
...you do realize I've got two other stalkers in addition to Draco, right? Besides, I've mastered the art of sleeping lightly and with a very large sword. Also, a daitō.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

So that is a very large sword in your pocket. I guess you're not happy to see me. =(

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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Two other stalkers? Hinoa, you should totally teach me how you got so popular :nodnod:
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Dracobolt
Sep 12 2010, 08:32 PM
So that is a very large sword in your pocket. I guess you're not happy to see me. =(

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i dun geddit
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