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Topic Started: Sep 11 2010, 06:36 PM (1,674 Views)
Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Is Homestuck by the Problem Sleuth guy?

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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Indeed it is.
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

And this is why I'm suddenly glad I'm male - no Boyd to deal with.

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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

What, you're not going to defend my honor from him, Hinoa? =3c

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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Who said I was after your honor? :U
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Who said you weren't?
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Peytral there are plenty of better things than honor :U
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*nominates for Greatest Topic Ever Made.... Ever*
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b l o n d e b o n d
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Wombo Combo

Monocole week! /o/
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

D'awh, Draco.
I like you a lot, too. You're pretty awesome and ever since I met you in the TLA boards, I've always had some sort of admiration towards you.

Anyways, happy Temple anniversary!
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Hinoa
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Dracobolt
Sep 11 2010, 11:24 PM
What, you're not going to defend my honor from him, Hinoa? =3c

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I thought we already established you didn't really have any honor to defend, Draco. But I have already made my daily threat against Boyd's well-being, so that's something, at least.

Hmm... I wonder what sort of a knife would work best for an impromptu vasectomy. Or perhaps I should do away with subtlety and just bust out the chainsaw...
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

:3 @ topic
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Gilgamesh
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Hinoa
Sep 12 2010, 12:25 AM
Dracobolt
Sep 11 2010, 11:24 PM
What, you're not going to defend my honor from him, Hinoa? =3c

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
I thought we already established you didn't really have any honor to defend, Draco. But I have already made my daily threat against Boyd's well-being, so that's something, at least.

Hmm... I wonder what sort of a knife would work best for an impromptu vasectomy. Or perhaps I should do away with subtlety and just bust out the chainsaw...
You know, if I had her, she might not stalk you all the time. You could, you know, actually sleep at night :nodnod:
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Congratulations on your Anniversary Draco! I only wish I could've been here that long... xP

And on that subject of feeling alienated... oh, I've only been there too much. Apart from the family I live with, the Temple has been the ONLY place I've ever... truly fitted in. Basically everywhere else I'd gone for all 16 years of my life I couldn't fit in. I find it difficult to talk to people, and what I'm interested in just isn't popular over here. I haven't got a clue who most popular singers or bands or songs or TV shows or anything like that are. I'd overhear people talking about celebrities whom they considered to be common knowledge, and I'm sitting there thinking, "Who?"

This is especially evident at school. Even the few friends I do make there, despite us having plenty of interests in common, we have completely different ways of thinking. I always felt like an outcast. Even the places I've lived with my family have sucked. We're very poor, and we can't afford a good place to live. But this here Temple is the first place I've ever felt... at home. Yes, I've been confused about things. Mishaps have happened... and... other things I won't talk about... *cough* but nevertheless I love this place. I find that most people here are very like-minded people to me, which is almost a first.

...Now, I suck at writing, and I'll wrap this up before it becomes a tl;dr, so I'll just say this. Temple is lucky. Very, very lucky. It is full of great and intelligent people, even if there is the occasional bit of drama. Obviously, I only have a few actual friends here so far since I'm new, but that will most likely change sooner or later. I feel I'm probably going to be here for years to come. Although, when I don't talk to people often or have only just started talking to them, I tend to be very shy, and unable to think what to say, which can lead to some awkwardness... ^^; But... yeah. Just my thoughts.

(argh, I really suck at conclusions and phrasing things >>)
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

This topic is so heartwarming. :3 But yeah, half a decade... congrats, Draco! Stay classy XD I'll be sure to bug you with the confused rambling that I call "conversing" next time I find you on a messenger or something.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Kiki
Sep 12 2010, 10:28 AM
This topic is so heartwarming. :3.
This. I d'aaaw'd a lot through it. <3 I look forward to our moon-bounce Draco! /o/ And RPing with you in RoT has been one of my favourite RP experiences ever, so I'm really grateful for the Slash and Anna friendship we've got going on. \o/ Congrats on your 5 years at ToK Duchess; place wouldn't be the same without you. D:
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Wifey

Draco is the best :3
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

...Incest Yuri? :o
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Calibrations
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omg ilu braco /o/
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Dracooo. X3 Wow, half a decade. Happy Templeversary, mruuw, and it's really great to see you back. ^_^
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