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Dear god, Canada, this is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard.
Topic Started: Sep 8 2010, 05:34 PM (1,535 Views)
Crash
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Oh hey let's make our speed bumps look like the driver is seconds away from hitting a kid, that couldn't possibly go wrong!

seriously wtf are they thinking
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...Wha

What?
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Oh yeah, I saw this already. Made me lol.

I'm a terrible person.
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lolwtf. That's. That's terrible and yet oh so hilarious.
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Oh yeah, that'll totally make people safely run over a child. No swerving or anything, nope. Stupid Canada >:|
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Or, the opposite of swerving, they'll get so used to seeing the fake kids that when a real kid is in their way they won't stop.
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...That too. :U
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Either way THERE WILL BE DEATHS!
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And people wonder why I don't want to get my license.
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I don't want to get my licence because I get distracted to easily by things on the road like oddly-shaped clouds and street signs and strangely-bent trees. I would end up murdering half of the people on the road and filling the sidewalks with corpses.
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...And hapless murder means you DON'T want your license? Who are you and what have you done with Arty? D:
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But I'd get my licence taken away and my car impounded and I'd have to destroy the entirety of the Ecuadorian armed forces and then where would I be.
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Sep 8 2010, 07:11 PM
But I'd get my licence taken away and my car impounded and I'd have to destroy the entirety of the Ecuadorian armed forces and then where would I be.
you'd have just created the opportunity for AMERICA to invade your country and enlist your help in stopping the Canadian idiots.
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OH GOD THAT IS HILARIOUS
srry but really that is kinda stupid.
Though I once heard about a thing that they do or used to do in germany or something where they put fake cops on the side of roads so people would slow down and for those that "gunned" after the fake cops they had real ones somewhere a little further ^^
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Haha, well at least you don't swerve out of the way when there's a cop with a radar gun off to the side of the road.
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Since they're not real children do you only get half as many points if you hit them?
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Canada.

I am disappoint.
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LOL, THAT FAILURE OF A S***TASTIC IDEA FOR ATTEMPTED ROAD SAFETY

Seriously, wtf were they smoking when they thought of that...?
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:ohnoes: this stuff is good I swear I feel all fuzzy inside
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Probably marijuana.
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