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Top Ten Things to Never Do in Class (with a laptop)
Topic Started: Aug 25 2010, 11:12 AM (959 Views)
Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Those of us in college (and maybe even some of you in high school) are usually allowed to have our laptops in certain classes. So I was in class today, and got bored. Then I realized, "wait a minute, I can't do this! I have to pay attention!" So instead I decided I'd make a list of things not to do in class.

List of things not to do in class with a laptop

By Gilgamesh


10. Make a list of things not to do in class instead of paying attention. What's that? There's homework on what now?

9. Play MegaMan X8. The rapid keyboard presses are bound to give you away.

8. Read Cracked articles. On a list talking about involuntary bodily functions, one would not expect to see a blushing girl with the caption "I just questioned a man! Curse my wicked mouth!"

7. Look at any images whatsoever. But especially Haruhi rape macros. Your teacher just might use those to demonstrate why seuxal harassment is bad.

6. Listen to music. "Okay, class, if you'll turn your books to page 112, you'll see-Shot through the heart! And you're to blame! You give love a bad name!-and yes, this will be on the test."

5. Have wallpaper of anime chicks on it. Even if there's only one girl and she's not the focus. I'd rather not tell my professor what an eroge is.

4. Eat. This one's actually allowed in a lot of classes outside of the lab, but I wouldn't recommend it. Unless you're one of those people that likes accidentally mistaking your pencil for a french fry with ketchup on it.

3. Talk to Chrono Ivan. If he knows you're in class, he will SHOW. NO. MERCY.

2. Go on TV Tropes. "I'm sorry, sir, but we're closing the college for the day. Go home." "BUT I HAVE TO READ THE REST OF THIS PAGE FIRST."

1. Sleep. You'd think this would be obvious, but if you drool, even moreso...
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

1. Go on Paint.

...Well if they don't approve of face painting during class, I can't see that turning out well either. D:
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Sodate
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DO WHAT YOU WANT!
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THIS LIST ROCKS.....

and I'll do everything
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I'll keep 3 in mind.
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Lemubaby
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(_(_( ・ω・)

#2 is so true. TVTropes is painfully addicting.

...did #7 actually happen to you?
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

This is why I never took my laptop into school.

Well, that and I think that, for me, writing notes out by hand is better way of learning them than typing them.
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I would never bring my laptop to school/college/whatever purely for the fear of losing or breaking it somehow :nyoron:
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Poui
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Aug 25 2010, 12:28 PM
I would never bring my laptop to school/college/whatever purely for the fear of losing or breaking it somehow :nyoron:
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

I wouldn't take mine because I lack one. T_T

But I wouldn't take it in because like Raven said, for fear of breaking/losing it.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

How would you lose it when you always have it with you? o.O

Also, I bring it mostly FOR distractions, because c'mon, if I already know some of the stuff I don't need to hear it again :U
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Vačscent
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The Westering Sun

My laptop's too heavy to carry around college. I walk around with a side/hand bag.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Gilgamesh
Aug 25 2010, 11:12 AM
7. Look at any images whatsoever. But especially Haruhi rape macros. Your teacher just might use those to demonstrate why seuxal harassment is bad.
what
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Tell the story, Boyd.

:luna:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Yay, storytime!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Lemubaby
http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8133514&t=7230136
#2 is so true. TVTropes is painfully addicting.

...did #7 actually happen to you?


Peytral
http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8133805&t=7230136
Gilgamesh
Aug 25 2010, 11:12 AM
7. Look at any images whatsoever. But especially Haruhi rape macros. Your teacher just might use those to demonstrate why seuxal harassment is bad.
what


Oh whoops, missed Lemu's post.

Right so, see, me and some other people talking in the Cbox or something, I searched for
this image
because it was relevant to the topic at hand. Although I happened to be in Chemistry at the time (I knew what was being discussed already so I reserve my right to not pay attention), and the teacher saw it and was like "oh hey that'd be perfect for the sexual harassment talk I'm supposed to give you guys" and I was like "wat."

Needless to say, all I learned was that Girl on Girl was hot :U
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Yeah mang, that Posted Image is sexy.

I know what pic you're talking about now, though.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Fixed >:U
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

I like the Haruhi/Yuki one better.

:luna:
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Why are Mikuru's bunny ears laying there if she's wearing her school uniform?

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Maybe Haruhi's stripping her to get her into the bunny costume.
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