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I know why the vampire sparkles!
Topic Started: Aug 5 2010, 04:58 PM (310 Views)
Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

http://crossedgenres.com/simf/2010/07/26/i-know-why-the-vampire-sparkles/

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, through the power of SCIENCE!, we know have an answer to what the truth behind Twilight vampires really is. Read and be amazed.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

This is the best thing ever. /saved for reference if I write an Organization story
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Brilliant!

Lawlzy.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Almost spat lemonade out across my keyboard from reading that.
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Jarnakel Magnus
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Nothing to siege here, move along.

Bookmarked.
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

Funneh. :3
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The Sin Thesis


Aaand saved into my ever-growing bank of bookmarks. Guy took one of my writing ideas. :<
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Delfeir
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Adachi is not amused.

Suddenly it all makes sense.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

This is wonderful, but I'm not sure if I'll ever look at butterflies quite the same after this...
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