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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Jul 18 2010, 06:43 PM (2,974 Views)
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The Temple Asshole

Bryan doesn't fill me with the frustrated urge to tear his throat out with a staple remover.

Necare actually lowers my rage levels.

Chrono is amusing.

Effex also does not fill me with homicidal compulsions.

Alex Teh Eval is awesome :3

Els is both depressing and hilarious at the same time.

Jacob can make me laugh using nothing but swear words.

That's about all the nice things I have to say about anyone ever.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

NOBODY. OR MAYBE EVERYBODY. I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.

A.K.A: You [radio edit]es ain't getting no compliments from me. Not without a fight. >:U
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

*harpoon's Peytral*

*with fire*
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Peytral
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peytral pls

*Eats the flaming harpoon*

*Barfs out the Spear of Longinus*

*Hurls it through the air, sending it clear through Ulta*

*The Spear continues on into space*

*7503506305630256795053512442 years later*

*Retrieves the Spear of Longinus and eats it*
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Moose
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Spirit
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*puts the spear in Chapneys butt*
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Vačscent
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The Westering Sun

I like everyone, though it won't do justice to my teal deer reputation if I use it as an excuse to leave it at that. :awe:
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