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ITT: We talk about our first kiss
Topic Started: Jul 3 2010, 01:51 PM (9,135 Views)
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gnik drazil
Oct 2 2012, 12:37 PM
Bane Martius Agni
Oct 2 2012, 11:43 AM
Because raw meat is bacteria-infested.
#1 reason to wear a condom.
well that's a lovely mental image.
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I'd rather be outside.

Oh god, this topic.
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Jenna
Jul 3 2010, 11:42 PM
I was cuddling with a guy while watching a movie when he put his hand on my chin and pulled my face up to his for a quick kiss. It was cute.
My god. Two years of college have really changed my outlook on things like this. ಠ_ಠ
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Jenna
Oct 7 2012, 02:03 PM
Jenna
Jul 3 2010, 11:42 PM
I was cuddling with a guy while watching a movie when he put his hand on my chin and pulled my face up to his for a quick kiss. It was cute.
My god. Two years of college have really changed my outlook on things like this. ಠ_ಠ
You sound mad.
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I'd rather be outside.

Jenna most jaded.
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ALL MEN ARE EVILLLLLLLLL

But that one in particular should have known that consent is an important thing to have. It's ok. I had the pleasure of calling him a pussy and watching him get all offended when he tried to contact me a few months ago. =D
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pwnd =D
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

This reminds me of when this random guy I met on the street on the way to work, and who I talked to for like, 5 minutes total, said I was cute, and then gave me a kiss on the cheek. Then I ran away to work.

Does that count as a first kiss?
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Sure! All up to you.
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The first thing in my mind when I saw this topic was "does anyone else remember when Betty made that topic about his dog stealing his first kiss?"

Or did we already reference that in here?

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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MadMustache
Oct 7 2012, 05:18 PM
This reminds me of when this random guy I met on the street on the way to work, and who I talked to for like, 5 minutes total, said I was cute, and then gave me a kiss on the cheek. Then I ran away to work.

Does that count as a first kiss?
sounds like you got robbed of your kiss virginity.
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uh oh

I actually do remember that thread.

Oh, the laughs we had. Mostly from poking fun at him
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Ahahaha, I totally forgot about that until you mentioned it, Draco.

Well, here's a question Shadow, was Betty being intentionally ridiculous or not? Personally I think he was.

Maaan. Betty had all the randomness of Thorion's topics, but so much more hilarious. They're legendary now.

No offence if you read this Thorion, you're still awesome too.
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MadMustache
Oct 7 2012, 05:18 PM
This reminds me of when this random guy I met on the street on the way to work, and who I talked to for like, 5 minutes total, said I was cute, and then gave me a kiss on the cheek. Then I ran away to work.

Does that count as a first kiss?
That'd count as sexual harassment in my country. :awe:
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uh oh

Noah
Oct 9 2012, 05:56 PM
Well, here's a question Shadow, was Betty being intentionally ridiculous or not? Personally I think he was.
Between:

My brother is incest
first kiss with dog
I'm not Dem0n_Force(or w.e) anymore!!!11!
I forgot the name he changed to but when we started calling him betty his behavior was exactly like that of a 6 y/o
He once said that a period is exactly like a boner

I'm sure I'm forgetting some things but with that on your resume he had to be entirely intentional or unintentional, no way there's a middle ground. Personally I think he was unintentional because somethings no one would say even if they were high as balls off whatever
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I'd rather be outside.

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He once said that a period is exactly like a boner
I so forgot about that.
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they are remarkably similar except one bleeds a lot and one happens when you are aroused.
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Betsuni_Alchemist, Shadow. How could you forget!?
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I love Betty. :wub: I have him on Facebook. He's a cool dude now. And surprisingly good-looking. But man, those topics back in the day were the best. We should bump some.

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Yessss

and Draco, how much younger is he than you? =P
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