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ITT: We talk about our first kiss
Topic Started: Jul 3 2010, 01:51 PM (9,140 Views)
Jenn-uh
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Give her the Mars Mask she deserves!!!
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Mrrph. That's not being in Mars Clan, that's pretending to be in Mars Clan. I may be Venusian at heart, but I wouldn't disgrace another Clan by pretending to be one of theirs.

No, I'd rather go through the two weeks clanless to become Martian.

I'd just like it if I didn't have to wait at the end of my three weeks as a Martian(5 weeks from today) to not have to go through it again to be Venusian.

That last part is what I'm bitter about.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

*Reads back*

HAHA OH WOW I didn't catch that at first. ilu Ulta.

Also, agreeing with Gwydd. A kiss means what you want it to mean, which may or may not be nothing.
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Well, yeah I've never kissed so... I don't really know so yeah.

*pats Ulta* I know being Venusian is great and all, but by bearing this, you prove to Venus how much a man you are! Keep going, son, you can do it!
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The Grim Lich
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The Phantom Squee
Jul 8 2010, 11:22 PM
*Reads back*

HAHA OH WOW I didn't catch that at first. ilu Ulta.
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Jul 9 2010, 01:01 AM
The Phantom Squee
Jul 8 2010, 11:22 PM
*Reads back*

HAHA OH WOW I didn't catch that at first. ilu Ulta.
Quite. Well played, sir/ma'am.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

How did people not notice that? Or do I just have a dirty mind?
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

You have a dirty mind.

In other news, I'm gonna be real nice *nodnod*
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Jul 8 2010, 10:23 PM
Mrrph. That's not being in Mars Clan, that's pretending to be in Mars Clan. I may be Venusian at heart, but I wouldn't disgrace another Clan by pretending to be one of theirs.

No, I'd rather go through the two weeks clanless to become Martian.

I'd just like it if I didn't have to wait at the end of my three weeks as a Martian(5 weeks from today) to not have to go through it again to be Venusian.

That last part is what I'm bitter about.
See, this is why I'm the only one allowed to tempt fate/pick dare :U
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Calibrations
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Jul 9 2010, 01:19 AM
How did people not notice that? Or do I just have a dirty mind?
thiss
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Poui
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Sacra, you hang out with Moose, you can't really help it.

Also ಠ_ಠ Arty
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The Sin Thesis


SeaMonkeyFarmer
Jul 9 2010, 01:19 AM
How did people not notice that? Or do I just have a dirty mind?
I don't think so. :3 Then again, I make that joke all the time. <___>
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Spella
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PWAHAHAHAAA ULTA OMG
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

I didn't notice it because, well, it's Ulta.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

It shames me that so few noticed on the first read. You have changed, Temple. You have changed.
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I really am too innocent... I still don't get it D:
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Jenn-uh
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I got it but didn't think much of it. At least I think I get it.
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Gwydd
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I -still- don't get Ulta's sly joke.
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Dracobolt
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Why don't you ask Simple to explain it? :trollface:

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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ReidAlvein
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What? But it was clear as day! Good job, Ulta!
Anyways, my first kiss was when I was 7. It wasn't extremely romantic. There was this girl that liked my brother, but she was afraid to talk to him. Good old Reid was her close friend, and I could get her messages to my brother. Me, being as bad as I was, told her that I will make my brother be her friend, but there was one condition; she was to let me kiss her anytime we were alone. Since she was a naive 9 year old, she accepted, and I proceeded to give her both my first kiss, and her first kiss, during a dark night. It was awesome.
Like two weeks after, my brother told me that he liked her, so I had no choice but to talk to her and they became a little couple. I was ashamed, mind you. I had to talk to her and tell her that our deal is done, and wish her good luck with my brother.

So yeah, I pretty much bribed a girl to give me my first kiss. She didn't seem to mind, though. And would have been with me had I not been 2 years younger than her
:argh:
Edited by ReidAlvein, Jul 9 2010, 02:46 PM.
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