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ATTN: Whoever said Lady Gaga was good; Gwydd, Sun, and whoever else
Topic Started: Jun 3 2010, 04:12 AM (5,263 Views)
Fluff
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Oh SNAP. Someone just played the "I'm so superior that I'm laughing at you" card! That one's even older than the Twinkies lodged in your arteries.
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The Grim Lich
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I think you mean the donuts lodged in your arteries, fatass. :awe:

Also, thanks for calling me superior! I just implied that you suck at trolling me!
Edited by The Grim Lich, Jun 6 2010, 12:07 AM.
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ReidAlvein
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*reads first page, people talk about lady Gaga and how we won't remember her and whatnot*
*reads last page, people are talking about Insul's music or something like that*

:unawesomeface:
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

I could actually go for getting fattening things lodged in my arteries...
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Ninja Steve
Jun 6 2010, 12:07 AM
I could actually go for getting fattening things lodged in my arteries...
Surely I can't be the only one who interpreted this wrong.
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The Grim Lich
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I dunno. I think Fluff was insulted that I insinuated that we had run out of soap. But if we haven't, he's not using enough. YOU SHOULD RUN OUT OF SOAP EVERY MONTH.
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Tractatus
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Thank God the children weren't on board to see this
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Whatever happened to Kraden-Beatrice, Escalator?
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The Grim Lich
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simplechild
Jun 6 2010, 12:09 AM
Ninja Steve
Jun 6 2010, 12:07 AM
I could actually go for getting fattening things lodged in my arteries...
Surely I can't be the only one who interpreted this wrong.
Ewww... only perverts do that to open festering wounds, especially ones that are connected to arteries.
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Fluff
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Don't be crampin' Grim's style with the ladies, now. He already has enough cramps from that exercise he's been doing.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Kamen Rider Grim
Jun 6 2010, 12:10 AM
simplechild
Jun 6 2010, 12:09 AM
Ninja Steve
Jun 6 2010, 12:07 AM
I could actually go for getting fattening things lodged in my arteries...
Surely I can't be the only one who interpreted this wrong.
Ewww... only perverts do that to open festering wounds, especially ones that are connected to arteries.
I didn't intend to correlate that to guro until you described it like that. >:
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Tractatus
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simplechild
Jun 6 2010, 12:10 AM
Whatever happened to Kraden-Beatrice, Escalator?
Quiet tentacle-bait, don't talk unless you are spoken to
Edited by Tractatus, Jun 6 2010, 12:13 AM.
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Black Kitty
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i got lost after pg 6.

what are we even talking about now?

~mao...
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The Grim Lich
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...Then my mind is as [radio edit]ed up as alien organ systems.
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Fluff
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Bow chicka wow-wobble.
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ReidAlvein
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How do you know about alien organ systems, Grim ?
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The Grim Lich
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Oh, please, like none of you have taken Xenobiology 201.
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simplechild
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im twelf and wut dat
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Black Kitty
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insularity is not going to be happy.

~mao...
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

simplechild
Jun 6 2010, 12:16 AM
im twelf and wut dat
b&'d
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