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Do I have exploding brain disorder?; Or something similar?
Topic Started: May 28 2010, 03:00 PM (1,937 Views)
SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Okay, ever since I was a child (for at least six years or so, and probably longer) a few times every year I get an acute headache-type-thing. It happens when I turn my head a little two quickly, and the whole left side of my brain will suddenly hurt intensely. There'll be a constant pain through it. The left side of my tongue also feels funny when this happens. Then, after a few seconds or so, the pain will die down.

Umm... I am guessing this is not a good thing D:

I mean, I've had these things for such a long time, and I'm still perfectly healthy... But, I had one today, and it really did hurt, enough for me to cry out. And I guess I really should stop ignoring them.

So, have you guys ever heard of something like this before? Is my brain going to explode?
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Momentime
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uh oh

You did say it happens when you turn your head really quickly. Maybe it has to do with the blood pressure in your brain fluctuating or something?

Your brain is especially sensitive, even when compared to your nerves and stuff.
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Jackal
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

Sadly, this is not your condition. It also doesn't cause exploding heads.
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Moose
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Sounds like sinus eye tiss. Except without the snot. Good luck?
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Deadbeard
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If it's actually affecting your body (even if it's just your tongue), you need to get it checked out. Brains need looking after.
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Artemis
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...go to the doctor.

Preferably, now.
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Peakay
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Going to the doctor is probably the most logical and efficient method of making that go away.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

When brains go rotten they let out gas and stuff just like soured milk does. What's happening here is that your brain has gone sour and all the gas and stuff is causing huge pressure in your skull, kind of like a bad carton of milk. Eventually, someone will touch your head very lightly and the little cap at the top of your skull will fly off, leaving everyone to smell how stinky your insides really are. If you go to the doctor, you can probably buy more milk to put in your head so that you don't expire.
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simplechild
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Fluff why aren't you a doctor
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Gilgamesh
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Yeah, what Fluff said. In case you Enro'd Jackal's link, exploding head syndrome is called as such because a you hear a loud sound like an explosion go off in your head. Which isn't happening to you, so.

You prooooooooooobably should've had a doctor look at you a long time ago, Els :\
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Fluff
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simplechild
May 28 2010, 05:31 PM
Fluff why aren't you a doctor
too busy sleeping with the milk man
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Oh God it happened again. But apparently to a different half of my head.

I should probably actually talk to a doctor about it this time around :awe:
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

If it won't go away and is steadily getting worse, then yes, a doctor is ideal.
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Artemis
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God [radio edit]ing damn it, Els, I told you to go to the doctor before. >__________>
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Chock Nurris
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LIGHTSABREZ!!!!

Go to the doctor, like now, or ASAP
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Seriously, this isn't funny. Go to the [radio edit]ing doctor.

:luna:
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Mmh, I'm going to the doctor once I get back from my trip. So, nag me about it in the new year.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

I SAID GO TO THE [radio edit]ING DOCTOR.

:luna:
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

clearly you have a god in your brain you should have it exorcised imo

Yay, good to hear you'll be getting that checked out. Don't put it off too long!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

If you head explodes, Els, I'm going to say I told you so. But you won't hear me, since you'll be kinda dead.
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