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*assimilates Dracobolt*
Topic Started: Mar 28 2010, 03:21 PM (2,813 Views)
UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Why has nobody made a Borg joke yet?
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

:monawesomeface:

Because not all of us are Star Trek nerds, mah boi!
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

apparently none of the imposters are.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Another thing they have in common with me, the superior original!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Just explode stuff.
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

*slays tentacles with sword that Draco now has*

NO. NO TENTACLE RAPE/CONSENSUAL STUFF FOR YOU.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*just read the "Public Domain" joke*
*lols even more*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Silly Darco, originalness is for Draco!
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The Sin Thesis


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My disguise grows more and more deceitful!
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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WHAT IN SCIENCE'S NAME HAVE YOU DONE, NINJA.
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Gwydd
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Eternity Awaits You and Me

Does this mean Adnarel is no longer a Solian, but has gone to the other side for the lulz?

Dammit, this has gone too far.


TOO FAR.


NO ONE [CENSORED]S WITH SOL! NOT EVEN OTHER SOLIANS!!!
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Chill out, Master Dacroblot.

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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

yyyyyyyyeah no one cares about sol go cry emo kid

haha sol

clan of the losers
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Ha ha. It's funny because it makes fun of Sol.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*tries to hide user pip*
*fails*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

woah ninja how are you doing that

:mercury_djinn: :jupiter_djinn: :fishheads:
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

It's a picture??? Pasted into his post...

Anyways:

We are the Borg. We shall take youre technological distinctiveness and add it to ours. Resistance is futile...
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

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UltaFlame
Mar 28 2010, 11:15 PM
Why has nobody made a Borg joke yet?
Dude, the entire topic is a Borg joke.
Edited by The Phantom Squee, Mar 29 2010, 12:04 PM.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I know the title is, but I've not seen any other jokes besides.
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cock ninja

I'd change to mercury but i've always been in jupiter <3
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