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powah of luv!!!
Topic Started: Mar 26 2010, 12:31 PM (1,371 Views)
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1ce upone atime there was a gurl who was very beautiful. she had long waste klength hare that was emerald blue wuth hawt pink strypes. she had a sad past cuz lord voldermart murdered her parents cuz they were half angles.

one day she got a letter frum an owl. it sayd, "amber Melodia destriny rhiannon kelly angelica arwen, (tahts her namer) u r excepted 2 hogqworts skopol or magik." she was happy but sad cuz her parents went 2 hogworts and they were killed tere 4 being angles. she flew there with her weings and came2 da skool after they had soryted tha students

so amber destiny went into da hall and said "i need 2 be sotred to a house!' and profeser magonal put a hat on her hed and the hat said "ur smart and rave and sly and too good for all the tha houses so i will put u in a new 1" the house shourted out lound "sparklypoo!" and all the students were amamzed cuz not even harry potter was in a speshul house. and after the feast dumblerdore sayd "harry u take amber destiny to her dorms thsaty are rite by girfindor" "ok"said harry. amber destiny sed 2 harry "did u reely defeate voldermart?" he said "yes cuz i had som speshul power." "mee too" said amber destiny. she showed him her angle wing. "wow said harry. suddenly ambe destiny fainted suddenly.

wen amber destiny woke up she was in the hospital wing. "r u ok?" harry asked amber destiny. "ya" she said. "u shuld be more careful!" hermione said. "ya" sad ron i was relly worried. "im ok guys" amber destiny sed. "it is becuz i am an angle and my powers r tied to good. when voldermart is being really evil, i gwert week." "i must defeat him!' harry said. he was angry cuz he was in luv w/ amber destiny and he wuldnyt let anyone be meen 2 her. harry started glowing w/power and he looked different. "look! ron!" hermion sed. "wut is it hermoiine, u wanna snog?" "ya but l8r" she sed. "look @ harry!" "blimey
sed ron. "he has wings!"

"harry ur an angle" amber destiny sed. "our luiv made u imortal!" "yea said harry "now i will defete voldermart so he can never hurt u again." then voldermart appereed in the room. "oh no!" it is voldermart" said hermoine. "how did he ger her?" said ron. "i aparated u fool. y dun u reed hogworts history?" sed voldermart. "dun worry amber destiny," sed harry. i will keep u safe. voldermart used aveda kevada on harry. his freineds cried in terror but a barrier uf pur wite lite appered and saved harry. "magical angle luv barrier!" cried amber destiny. "it is said that wen 2 angles luv each uther very much the power of there destined luv will keep eachother safe 4ever!'" "with ur love i can do anything" said harry and he raised his wand and said a strange spell. "angelus amorus sapiens!" voldermart cried in pain as he deid.

harry fell over and was ded cuz the spell wuz 2 powerful. "no harry! u cna't die!" said amber destiny. she cried a single teer. it fell frum her eyes to hasrry's body. "oh amber destiny," said harry. "harry! ur ok!" "ya ur love saved me." they kissed pasionately. "lets go ron" sadi hermoine. "lets give them sum privacy." "i dun wanna" said ron/. "we can snog" sed hermoine. "ok then mione." sed ron. l8r harry and amber destiny got married and had kids. one day those kids wuld go to hogwoats by that is a new story lol.

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dess dess dess dess dess

My brain broke.

Draco, I blame you.

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lol ilu *gorws wings and flys around the room*
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Sacra ur an angle!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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omg i ahve lways wanted to be an anglw thsi is so grate i am literally exploading with happeiness
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

logo luived angles nd is super speshl wite magikx sved dem bof.
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The Grim Lich
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L.

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My god... So funny... And the bad spelling made it even better!
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I had never read the Sparklypoo story in full before. It is funny and strange.
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

then sudenly the phnatom sque appered and said "STOP!!!11" he had hte power of voldemrots ghost he statred casting avada kedeva evrywhere
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

ilu guyz
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uh oh

To the original story:

wat?
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but then ascra flyd up to the cieling adn uused her maegick (thats the real spellign) to casts a sheild over evry1 nd save htem
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

steev wuz saevd bi teh sheild, and so eh glompd sacra becuz eh cood.
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" the phantom screemed as his magic spels all relfected bakc at him "ur luv is 2 powreful!!"
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sacra was glampes graysfully and smiled lyk the preson on the aniem cuz she had pink hare now "omg" she sed "u r no match 4 me giv up bt if u promice to turn gud we cn be frends
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Mar 26 2010, 01:10 PM
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

anbd den oglo ws teh dm0nz
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I feel more vulnerable to Sacra's sig after reading that @_@
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

"ur rite" the phnatom said i cant risist teh poewer of frendship" he aturnd god and ther was a flash of lite adn then he ahd wings!!!
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