Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 25 2010, 09:02 PM (957 Views) | |
| Hoofs | Mar 25 2010, 09:02 PM Post #1 |
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Once you stab this inconvenient device into your spinal cord, you'll never have to worry about illness ever again! Side-effects include nightmares about Steve Jobs, |
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| 三N三 | Mar 25 2010, 09:52 PM Post #2 |
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In conclusion, I fear Steve Jobs. |
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| simplechild | Mar 25 2010, 09:54 PM Post #3 |
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My only feel is murder
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I fear for your mind. |
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| Supernerd | Mar 26 2010, 12:35 AM Post #4 |
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Burst Damage +1
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You stab this into your spinal collumn??? Side effects should include permenant paralasis... |
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| Xavier | Mar 27 2010, 12:47 AM Post #5 |
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Parishioner
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and instant kills because youre gonna look like such a retard that someone has to headshot you |
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| Supernerd | Mar 27 2010, 11:22 PM Post #6 |
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Burst Damage +1
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Looking like a retard?? Soon everyone will look like that... |
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Mar 27 2010, 11:35 PM Post #7 |
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Worthy
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mmmm sexual favors, my tentacles are pleased |
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| Supernerd | Mar 27 2010, 11:57 PM Post #8 |
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Burst Damage +1
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And why do you have tentacles??? |
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Mar 28 2010, 12:04 AM Post #9 |
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Worthy
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I do not "have" tentacles, I co-exist with them |
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| Supernerd | Mar 28 2010, 12:05 AM Post #10 |
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Coexist: To live in peace with another or others despite differences, especially as a matter of policy... |
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Mar 28 2010, 12:06 AM Post #11 |
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with that clearly non-applicable definition aside coexist: to exist together or at the same time |
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| Kiki | Mar 28 2010, 12:51 PM Post #12 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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What if we already have nightmares about Steve Jobs? |
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| Hoofs | Mar 28 2010, 12:56 PM Post #13 |
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Then you've already become part of the Apple Machine |
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| Kiki | Mar 28 2010, 01:05 PM Post #14 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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NO! NO! NEVER! I will not be sucked in! *smashes all ipods within a three mile radius with a hammer* |
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| The Grim Lich | Mar 28 2010, 03:59 PM Post #15 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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Why you break my iPod? D: |
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| Kiki | Mar 28 2010, 04:21 PM Post #16 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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I'm saving you from Steve Jobs! |
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| ReidAlvein | Mar 28 2010, 04:28 PM Post #17 |
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum
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No! Kiki! I will save you, don't worry! |
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| The Grim Lich | Mar 28 2010, 05:18 PM Post #18 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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No, you're destroying my link to the Woz! EVILDOER! EEEEEVILDOERRRR! |
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| Moose | Mar 28 2010, 05:28 PM Post #19 |
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This. |
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| Supernerd | Mar 29 2010, 02:55 AM Post #20 |
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True. |
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