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iFlu, the new Apple Product!
Topic Started: Mar 25 2010, 09:02 PM (959 Views)
Hoofs
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Once you stab this inconvenient device into your spinal cord, you'll never have to worry about illness ever again!

Side-effects include nightmares about Steve Jobs, brain hijacking by Steve Jobs, and hallucinations regarding sexual favors ordered by Steve Jobs
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三N三
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In conclusion, I fear Steve Jobs.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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I fear for your mind.
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Supernerd
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You stab this into your spinal collumn???
Side effects should include permenant paralasis...
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Xavier 
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and instant kills because youre gonna look like such a retard that someone has to headshot you
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Supernerd
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Looking like a retard??
Soon everyone will look like that...
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Tractatus
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mmmm sexual favors, my tentacles are pleased
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Supernerd
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And why do you have tentacles???
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Tractatus
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I do not "have" tentacles, I co-exist with them
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Supernerd
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Coexist: To live in peace with another or others despite differences, especially as a matter of policy...
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Tractatus
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with that clearly non-applicable definition aside

coexist: to exist together or at the same time
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

What if we already have nightmares about Steve Jobs?
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

Then you've already become part of the Apple Machine
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

NO! NO! NEVER! I will not be sucked in!
*smashes all ipods within a three mile radius with a hammer*
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The Grim Lich
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Why you break my iPod? D:
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

I'm saving you from Steve Jobs!
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ReidAlvein
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No! Kiki! I will save you, don't worry!
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The Grim Lich
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Kiki
Mar 28 2010, 04:21 PM
I'm saving you from Steve Jobs!
No, you're destroying my link to the Woz! EVILDOER! EEEEEVILDOERRRR!
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Mar 28 2010, 12:04 AM
I do not "have" tentacles, I co-exist with them
This.
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Supernerd
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True.
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