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No running water...
Topic Started: Mar 25 2010, 03:43 PM (1,079 Views)
The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Oh yeah, sanitary wipes. That might be your best alternative until you can get your water back.
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Artemis
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Yeah, yeah, sanitary wipes. That's the stuff.
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Tractatus
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Get a motel room or something just to use the shower.

Yes, perfect >=D
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

Ah, idea! Got any female co-workers who would let you shower?
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

No water???
Noooooooooo......
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Chock Nurris
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LIGHTSABREZ!!!!

*feels really sorry for you*
yeah, find a public pool
then shower there
or follow crash's idea
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Xavier 
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Hobos dnt need a shower
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Would it be possible for you to post in one topic without shitting it up?
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三N三
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Maybe I'll make the topic die instead, so you don't look as bad :3
-Attempts to kill topic-
Woo, woo~
Lets see how it goes!
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

but we are trying to help D8
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三N三
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O-Oh crap!
You're right!
Um, um, umm...
-Reverts to not attempting to kill topic-
This topic seemed to be dying, so I was helping at along...
I-I mean!
How awful of me!

-Looks down and frowns-
It shall live, and flourish, this topic shall!
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Gilgamesh
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*resists the urge to spam facepalms because Role made this topic for serious reasons*

So yeah. Wipes or co-workers is all I can see based on what you said about your living arrangements.
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Artemis
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Go with wipes because they were my idea and that makes the idea awesome.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Just frolic around outside next time it rains!
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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But that's socially unacceptable!
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Hinoa
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Oh man, my water went out a couple of months ago. I come home from training and...
"Hi, Hin. We don't have water."
"...what do you mean, 'we don't have water?'"

Didn't get it back until two days later. I had to spend two shifts at work in the meantime. I felt skanky as all hell. Not to mention; I have to shave for my job.

And all that discounts the fact that I live out in the sticks, and if our power goes out, so does our water...

Blurgh. That blows.
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

She could start singing "Singing in the Rain" and everything would be ok.
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Xavier 
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or do a rain dance
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