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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Alien vs Pooh
Topic Started: Mar 25 2010, 09:56 AM (406 Views)
Artemis
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A whimsical tale.
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Gwydd
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Eternity Awaits You and Me

That was disturbingly cute and disturbingly uncute at the exact same time.

CHEST = BLOWN
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Pooh... In women's underwear... My brain... Muhhh...
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Poui
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:wtf:








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Artemis
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:3

I love it.
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Gwydd
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Eternity Awaits You and Me

Akiko-chan, the little one's off.
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Supernerd
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Burst Damage +1

Pooh uses what looks like a flamethrower...
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Xavier 
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it is a flamethrower
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Chock Nurris
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LIGHTSABREZ!!!!

rofl
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Xavier 
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Quote: "Then we'll blow them the [radio edit] out into space
Fire is the only way to cleanse the wood!"
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