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THE NEW WORLD ORDER, LED BY THE GREAT LACHESIS
Topic Started: Mar 22 2010, 05:29 PM (1,622 Views)
Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

YOU QUESTION MY GUTS? I'M MARTIAN! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!

:youDIE: , except :youDIE: is actually a rapid series of stabs at Boyd*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*counters each of the stabs with a different weapon from the Gate of Babylon*

Why so serious? D:
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

YOU DO NOT SAY THAT TO A KNIFE-WIELDING MANIAC!

*Slices mouth open nice and wide*

RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Continues stabbing*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

ENUMA ELISH D<

Why you gotta be all hating, HFS? D:
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

REID QUESTIONED MY HONOR!

RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Continues stabbing*
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

*leaps out from behind and rams a vine from the ground through HFS's back*

HEY!

Nobody attacks a Venusian while I'm around and doesn't expect them to get backup.

BTW that vine is poisoned.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Take that up with Reid then, HFS.

*Enuma Elishs HFS to oblivion*
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

LIKE THE JOKER, I ALWAYS REMAIN, THE ITCHING THOUGHT IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND, THE ETERNAL FOE WHO NEVER RESTS!

*Returns, behind Boyd, rams knife into back*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*blocks with Gae Bolg*

It'll take more than palor tricks to defeat me >:|
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

*deflects knife with vine*

HEY STOP TRYING.

That one's poisoned too.

Also, I don't think I even had 3000 posts when today began.
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I CANNOT BE STOPPED.

*Continues stabbing, also slicing vines as they come*
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

*distracts*
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted Image

I AM CURRENTLY IN DOUBT.

*nukes*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Somebody set this thread up the bomb, it seems.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Nukes don't affect me, I nullify OHKOs.
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

IT IS NOT A OHKO, MERELY HEAVY DAMAGE TO THE POINT OF DYING
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I SURVIVE WITH A MAX POTION.

Wait, what?

I NULLIFY OHKOS.
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

Reid laughs.
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Hoofs
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dess dess dess dess dess

IT IS NOT A OHKO, AS I SAID. IT IS MERELY HEAVY DAMAGE TO THE POINT OF DEADING
YOU KNOW WHAT? [radio edit] THIS, I'M GOING EVIL PIKACHU
Edited by Hoofs, Mar 22 2010, 08:16 PM.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

YOU ARE EVIL.

RED, HALP!
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